pounderizer

Someone who intentionally tries to break someone else's furniture or other property.

Ray (the pounderizer) jumped down on the wooded footrest in an attempt to destroy it.

pounderizer by Badlander August 18, 2010

ponderize 

The act of monetizing ones position in a church office.

This revelation from God is going to make me rich if I can find a way to ponderize it.

ponderize by bk_urb November 26, 2015

ponderize 

To memorize a concept while deliberately choosing not to contemplate its meaning.

Kate was determined to ponderize her cult's leaders manifesto, fearing further study would destroy her faith.

ponderize by friesounz November 25, 2015

ponderize 

A portmanteau of the words pound and tenderize, meaning to pound vigorously while also tenderizing the area being pounded.

A proper ponderization involves 80% pounding and 20% tenderizing.

He ponderized the maid in the hay mow with the intensity of a man who's wife could return home at any minute yet with the care due her innocence and age.

ponderize by Joseph 'sMyth November 25, 2015

ponderize 

The act of pulverizing a vagina while in a pond.

My girlfriend and I ponderized so hard last night.

ponderize by deathbringer14 November 26, 2015

ponderize 

To ponder/memorize something

I ponderize a scripture every day.

ponderize by 100sreven7 December 19, 2015

Ponderize 

A new word used in the Oct. 2015 general conference of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints by Elder Devin Durrant, which immediately became a social media sensation. Ponderize appears to be a combination of the words "ponder" and "memorize." Ponderize describes the act of selecting a verse of scripture, and posting it in a place where you will see it often. Whenever you see the scripture you will think about its meaning and how it applies to life.

After I ponderized the scripture “My father dwelt in a tent” (1 Nephi 2:15) I decided there is no way Joseph Smith could make that crap up... has to come from heaven.

Ponderize by dontgetcocky November 22, 2015