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poundemic by countryblumpkin August 4, 2020
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Pandemic P by marcfont September 20, 2020
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Pandemic Life by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2020
Pandemic Pussy
An individual who is afraid to do things outside of the house due to their fear of catching the VID. If these people do leave their homes, they generally wear a mask outdoors and sanitize their hands every 10 seconds.
My friend is too much of a pandemic pussy to go anywhere. I once saw him hiking in the woods miles away from the closest human and he still had a mask on. He even wears his mask in his sleep and bathes in purell
Pandemic Pussy by Senor Dank Nugs October 19, 2021
pandemicon
The Pandemicon is a contemporary surveillance assemblage. It emerges when a pandemic disease forces the State to use novel forms of governance and control, such as curfews, quarantines, health testing, tracking cell phone data, border closures, etc. The measures are not new, but they are only brought together in this way during a pandemic, and often outlive the disease itself.
Have you heard they track cell-phone data of bug-carriers and carry out mandatory testing in Singapore? Yeah...they've perfected the Pandemicon there.
pandemicon by Sardanapalus March 31, 2020
Pandemic-Pants
The loose fitting or elastic pants most are wearing while working from home. Note, some believe that by wearing tight pants that they can avoid the weight gain know as the 'quarantine-fifteen.'
Karen was convinced that if she avoided pandemic-pants and only wore pants with zippers, that she could avoid the inevitable quarantine-fifteen.
Pandemic-Pants by JaneGordon.com May 11, 2020
Pandemic Pimp
An opportunistic seller of sexual contact during lonely COVID nights, profiting off the isolation many are experiencing so intensely.
After being laid off, I got myself quickly up and running in a brand new business as a Pandemic Pimp!
Pandemic Pimp by Dr Bunnygirl April 8, 2020
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