poultriac

Someone physically incapable of resisting fried chicken.

I've had KFC for dinner 4 nights this week, I think I may be a poultriac!

by Richazfuk November 17, 2015

poultritarian

one who declares him or herself as a vegetarian, but also eats poultry

Bob: I'm a vegetarian, but I also eat chicken and turkey.
Fred: You're not a vegetarian, you're a poultritarian!

by june s March 28, 2009

PoultryChamp

An ex-moderator of 420chan and ex-leader of TheFireBirdz RuneScape clan, she now is an administrator and server-owner of Stellar Dawn Channel, a community for a Jagex-made MMORPG. She proves that females can be just as creepy as anybody else. She is also known as Laura.

PoultryChamp didn't really deserve an Urban Dictionary definition, but the one that was here already sucks so bad that I had to improve.

by F.D.A.L. August 28, 2010

Poultrinate

to incorporate chicken into a meal.


to puss out of a situation.

That was pathetic watching you poultrinate your way out of that one.

by shane mcgehee October 6, 2008

poultrisexual

When you want to fuck a chicken/ animal

Rapist: Uh uh uh fuck me chicken I'm poultrisexual

Chicken: burk burk burk

By alex Martin

by Alex malafin February 1, 2018

poultice

1. Primitive makeshift bandage used to extract puss from a wound

2. Someone who is a complete knob, arsehole etc... The subject is not necessarily always a knob, rather it is normally used to refer to a mate who is being a dick at that particluar time.

As Rootler White would say down the Cavern Bar Church St Newry.
In a derogatory tone 'what r u onabout ye Poultice'

by Barry Hagan July 14, 2006

Hair poultice

Female genitalia applied to a wound, sore, or body part.

"I went to the doctor about my eye infection."
"What did he prescribe?"
"A hair poultice."

"I was feeding oats to a shetland pony, it felt like my girlfriend's hair poultice."

by Fahrvergnügen74 May 13, 2010