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Someone physically incapable of resisting fried chicken.
I've had KFC for dinner 4 nights this week, I think I may be a poultriac!
poultriac by Richazfuk November 17, 2015
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poultritarian 

one who declares him or herself as a vegetarian, but also eats poultry
Bob: I'm a vegetarian, but I also eat chicken and turkey.
Fred: You're not a vegetarian, you're a poultritarian!
poultritarian by june s March 28, 2009

PoultryChamp 

An ex-moderator of 420chan and ex-leader of TheFireBirdz RuneScape clan, she now is an administrator and server-owner of Stellar Dawn Channel, a community for a Jagex-made MMORPG. She proves that females can be just as creepy as anybody else. She is also known as Laura.
PoultryChamp didn't really deserve an Urban Dictionary definition, but the one that was here already sucks so bad that I had to improve.
PoultryChamp by F.D.A.L. August 28, 2010

Poultrinate 

to incorporate chicken into a meal.


to puss out of a situation.
That was pathetic watching you poultrinate your way out of that one.
Poultrinate by shane mcgehee October 6, 2008

poultrisexual 

When you want to fuck a chicken/ animal
Rapist: Uh uh uh fuck me chicken I'm poultrisexual

Chicken: burk burk burk

By alex Martin
poultrisexual by Alex malafin February 1, 2018

poultice 

1. Primitive makeshift bandage used to extract puss from a wound

2. Someone who is a complete knob, arsehole etc... The subject is not necessarily always a knob, rather it is normally used to refer to a mate who is being a dick at that particluar time.
As Rootler White would say down the Cavern Bar Church St Newry.
In a derogatory tone 'what r u onabout ye Poultice'
poultice by Barry Hagan July 14, 2006

Hair poultice 

Female genitalia applied to a wound, sore, or body part.
"I went to the doctor about my eye infection."
"What did he prescribe?"
"A hair poultice."

"I was feeding oats to a shetland pony, it felt like my girlfriend's hair poultice."
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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