potato-sexual

Loving only those with a personality that matches yours and who treat you respect. Also, they have to be a potato or it doesn’t count.

Girl 1: Hey, I found the perfect potato, he’s so romantic and treats me well.
Girl 2: I didn’t know you were potato-sexual too!

potato-sexual by Skysa March 15, 2018

Sexual Potato 

Someone who doesnt participate during sex. they just lay there and make the other person do all the work.

girl1:"my boyfriend is such a sexual potato! i have truly learned how to ride!!"

girl2:"ha! sucks for you!"

Sexual Potato by sexualninjaofLH April 8, 2007

sexual potato 

Definition 1 : A potato used as a "play toy" by a randy male.

Definition 2 : A expression used to describe someone really hot. or something dirrrrty you did.

Example 1 :

man takes large potato.
man microwaves large potato for 10mins full heat.
man sticks his dick in potato
man's dick burns off because any idiot knows a potato reaches 110degrees.
man is now a unic.

Example 2 :

"did you get with that guy last night?"
"yeah hes such a sexual potato!"

"what ya get up to?"
"a whole load of sexual potatoes!"

sexual potato by sazmoola November 30, 2011

Sexual Potato 

Randon statment shouted/written to express...randomnes....

basically something just jammed into conversations to fill in the gaps

Person Alpha: And so that pretty much means that she is ugly
Person Beta: SEXUAL POTATOES!
Person Alpha: WTF?

Sexual Potato by Hobbert July 4, 2006

potatosexual 

People who are strongly against other sexualities and resort to a passionate love with Potatos.

Hey honey, wanna come to my house?

Hell no Imma go fuck some potatos, bitch. I'm potatosexual.

potatosexual by Fishyboss November 22, 2011

Potatosexual 

People who indulge in sexual frivolity with potatoes

Woman: Do you want to have sex?

Man: No, sorry. I like potatoes.

Woman: So you're a potatosexual?

Man: Yes, yes I am. I am a person who indulges in sexual frivolity with potatoes

Woman: I have to go now..

Man: Alright you going to Danny's later?

Woman: Yes

Man: Will there be any potatoes?

Woman: I'm not sure

Man: I'll bring some just in case

Potatosexual by Mr.Fuzz October 18, 2008

Potatosexual 

When a person likes a potato a little bit more than your average person

You:"Damn that potato looks good enough to eat or more"
Friend:"That sounded a bit weird you might be a potatosexual

Potatosexual by Potate is watching September 23, 2017