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in futurology, theory of a society in which work is radically transformed or becomes obsolete due to technological advancement, usually referring to post-scarcity

Just imagine living in a post-work society. I could farm in Warframe every day!

Post-work by ObsessedWithPolitics December 10, 2024

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post-work traffic-jam slap

Jerking off in your car while stuck in a traffic-jam on your way to work.

theres is so much traffic on the I-15. I think I might actually have enough time for a post-work traffic-jam slap.

post-work traffic-jam slap by Crashy873 October 4, 2016

post-work poop

PWP= Post-Work Poop

Our toilets at work were covered in urine, so I couldn’t poo. Need to release that PWP(Post-Work Poop), I’ll call you back.

post-work poop by NoGoodUseless1 December 28, 2022

Post Workout Lollipop

A term used to describe the act of sticking your penis in and out of a room temperature myoplex plastic shake container, then thrusting your now soggy penis into a girls mouth after she has just got back from stairmaster training.

Joanna: Hey honey, just got back from working out on the stair master!

Jared: Fantastic! How bout a post workout lollipop for recovery?

Post Workout Lollipop by JaredPinsky July 22, 2010

Post-Workout Binge

The thought that after you have worked out, you've burned 500 calories and you can pretty much eat whatever you want, when in reality, you've only burned about 90.

Olivia: Uh, Julia? Ya might want to go a little easier on the eating there. Remember your goal of 10 pounds by next Friday?
Julia: Oh, no it's okay. I just worked out for like 45 minutes so now I can post-workout binge.

Post-Workout Binge by answerwhatwhatwhat??? October 18, 2011

Post workout sleepies

The condition of extreme lethargy following a workout and a meal.

Bro, I went hard at the gym and the dining hall. Now I've got a serious case of the post workout sleepies. Nap time, brah.

Post workout sleepies by swolity May 21, 2011

Post-Cum Workout

When you masturbate again right after cumming.

So bro i just got done with my Post-Cum Workout regime and i swear my arm is getting bigger by the day.

Post-Cum Workout by PressF4inthechatwhileholdALT January 26, 2020

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026