Crashy873's definitions

Fisto

Fisto (Fully Integrated Security Technotronic Officer) is a protectron that may be reprogrammed to serve as a robotic prostitute in Cerulean Robotics in Freeside in 2281. From the popular game Fallout: New Vegas

"Greetings. Fisto is programmed to please."

by Crashy873 January 10, 2016

jim zeller

Literally the best harmonica player on the planet. Born in St Agathe des Monts, Jim was from another planet entirely. He played with artist such as Muddy Waters to Cindy Lauper. Jim Zeller is the godfather of blues, the Keith Richards of Harminca.

Man1: Hey man have you ever heard of Jim Zeller?

Man: Yeah he played with Muddy waters, BB King, April wine and many other acts in the 70s 80s 90s and so on.

by Crashy873 September 6, 2020

sten dancing

A term used by British soldiers during WWII whenever a loaded and cocked sten gun was dropped. The impact would cause it to fire in every directions until the magazine would be empty.

Soldier 1: theres at least 3 Germans in that house.

Soldier 2 : *tosses Sten in the house*

Soldier 1: Looks like there was 3 Germans in that house.

Soldier 2: Sten Dancing 😎

by Crashy873 February 4, 2024

post-work traffic-jam slap

Jerking off in your car while stuck in a traffic-jam on your way to work.

theres is so much traffic on the I-15. I think I might actually have enough time for a post-work traffic-jam slap.

by Crashy873 October 4, 2016

Bedtime Scrolling

The act of going trough social one last time before going to bed. Usually done in your bed.

Well huny, its time for me for some bedtime scrolling and then Im off to bed.

by Crashy873 August 21, 2019

Skatakopita

A Greek version of a shit sandwich. From the Greek pastry Spanakopita. Skata meaning shit and Kopita meaning pie. Commonly used by Greeks during a bad situation.

man 1: man our Greek boss was so pissed off today.

man 2: yeah he gave us so much shit.
man 1: yeah it was a total Skatakopita that we all had to take a bite out of.

by Crashy873 May 25, 2016

pocket paddy-cake

The act of choking the bald man with your hand from your trouser's pocket. Very useful in public for discret whacking.

Everytime she walks up to me, I enjoy a nice pocket paddy-cake.

by Crashy873 October 4, 2016