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post-work traffic-jam slap 

Jerking off in your car while stuck in a traffic-jam on your way to work.
theres is so much traffic on the I-15. I think I might actually have enough time for a post-work traffic-jam slap.

post-work poop 

Our toilets at work were covered in urine, so I couldn’t poo. Need to release that PWP(Post-Work Poop), I’ll call you back.
post-work poop by NoGoodUseless1 December 28, 2022

Post Workout Lollipop 

A term used to describe the act of sticking your penis in and out of a room temperature myoplex plastic shake container, then thrusting your now soggy penis into a girls mouth after she has just got back from stairmaster training.
Joanna: Hey honey, just got back from working out on the stair master!

Jared: Fantastic! How bout a post workout lollipop for recovery?

Post-Workout Binge 

The thought that after you have worked out, you've burned 500 calories and you can pretty much eat whatever you want, when in reality, you've only burned about 90.
Olivia: Uh, Julia? Ya might want to go a little easier on the eating there. Remember your goal of 10 pounds by next Friday?
Julia: Oh, no it's okay. I just worked out for like 45 minutes so now I can post-workout binge.

Post workout sleepies 

The condition of extreme lethargy following a workout and a meal.
Bro, I went hard at the gym and the dining hall. Now I've got a serious case of the post workout sleepies. Nap time, brah.

Post-Cum Workout

When you masturbate again right after cumming.
So bro i just got done with my Post-Cum Workout regime and i swear my arm is getting bigger by the day.
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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