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Man that has a sex change.
Bruce Jenner is a post man
post man by Ron the man May 19, 2015
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PTMD “Post-Traumatic Man Disorder” 2009 LaSonia Harrington

A woman which suffer from a man is or was abusive mentally and physically, liar, cheater, dead-beat father, and always depends on a woman to take care of him.
PTMD “Post-Traumatic Man Disorder” 2009 LaSonia Harrington A Man that wants to be married to you yet in a relationship with you and his side chicks. While his wife and kids struggling to make ends meet.

post coital he-man 

A man who can channel the powers of greyskull and stay awake after getting laid.
Jeff is one of the few...the proud...he's a post coital he-man.
post coital he-man by Starlicker October 31, 2014

Manny post 

When you post a picture and stating "Should I Cop". When in reality you could never afford it In the first place.
Guy 1 :"Manny posting Rims again"
Guy 2: "He won't get shit, he lives with his parents"
Manny post by Ci11antr0 August 24, 2023

Postman Pat 

A well reputed drug dealer who delivers under any condition.
Background:
Postman Pat was the name of a character of a show with the same name produced for children but meant for grown ups. In the show Postman Pat featuring a big long nose had to deliver some "stuffs" with unknown contents, surprisingly every time he ran into a problem, but eventually at the end of the day he proudly succeeded every time and made his customers astonishingly happy!

If you think now as grown up you would realize that only a drug dealer could endeavor such pain to deliver!

There are some theories addressing the possible reasons for his big nose, ranging from daily cocaine sniffer to having the same problem as Pinocchio which can be justified in such harsh job.
Man, you look so fucked up! U should call Postman Pat
Postman Pat by Joe the wise May 27, 2016

Postman's Surprise

The act of drawing a smiley face on your penis and poking it through your letter box, just as the postman is about to deliver your mail.
Man, i sure gave him a postman's surprise this morning

Postman's Day

A day in which the weather continually switches back and forth from sunny to rainy. A joke on the phrase 'Rain or shine' that was originally used by postmen. Also known as a postman's situation.
'This weather is crazy. It's sunny but it keeps raining on and off. It's a postman's day.'
Postman's Day by Dark_Midget April 13, 2007
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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