post man
post man by Ron the man May 19, 2015
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PTMD “Post-Traumatic Man Disorder” 2009 LaSonia Harrington
A woman which suffer from a man is or was abusive mentally and physically, liar, cheater, dead-beat father, and always depends on a woman to take care of him.
PTMD “Post-Traumatic Man Disorder” 2009 LaSonia Harrington A Man that wants to be married to you yet in a relationship with you and his side chicks. While his wife and kids struggling to make ends meet.
PTMD “Post-Traumatic Man Disorder” 2009 LaSonia Harrington by MSLLH November 20, 2019
Post Spider-Man depression
"Post-Spider-Man depression" is a internet and fan term describing the heavy emotional slump or melancholic feeling experienced after finishing a deeply emotional Spider-Man movie, game, or comic storyline—or watching depictions of a broke, isolated, and miserable Peter Parker.
You: Brand new day was so good! But for some reason i feel dead on the inside now..
Friend: Why?
You: like I was excited watching the movie and now I just feel bored and gloomy.
Friend: I think you’re getting Post Spider-Man depression
You: yeah you might be right, I should rewatch it again soon.
Friend: Why?
You: like I was excited watching the movie and now I just feel bored and gloomy.
Friend: I think you’re getting Post Spider-Man depression
You: yeah you might be right, I should rewatch it again soon.
Post Spider-Man depression by Iluminousthefirst 👅 August 5, 2026
post coital he-man
post coital he-man by Starlicker October 31, 2014
Manny post
When you post a picture and stating "Should I Cop". When in reality you could never afford it In the first place.
Manny post by Ci11antr0 August 24, 2023
Postman Pat
A well reputed drug dealer who delivers under any condition.
Background:
Postman Pat was the name of a character of a show with the same name produced for children but meant for grown ups. In the show Postman Pat featuring a big long nose had to deliver some "stuffs" with unknown contents, surprisingly every time he ran into a problem, but eventually at the end of the day he proudly succeeded every time and made his customers astonishingly happy!
If you think now as grown up you would realize that only a drug dealer could endeavor such pain to deliver!
There are some theories addressing the possible reasons for his big nose, ranging from daily cocaine sniffer to having the same problem as Pinocchio which can be justified in such harsh job.
Background:
Postman Pat was the name of a character of a show with the same name produced for children but meant for grown ups. In the show Postman Pat featuring a big long nose had to deliver some "stuffs" with unknown contents, surprisingly every time he ran into a problem, but eventually at the end of the day he proudly succeeded every time and made his customers astonishingly happy!
If you think now as grown up you would realize that only a drug dealer could endeavor such pain to deliver!
There are some theories addressing the possible reasons for his big nose, ranging from daily cocaine sniffer to having the same problem as Pinocchio which can be justified in such harsh job.
Postman Pat by Joe the wise May 27, 2016
Postman's Surprise
The act of drawing a smiley face on your penis and poking it through your letter box, just as the postman is about to deliver your mail.
Postman's Surprise by SeductiveUnveal March 22, 2011
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