possuer

Also known as a posser. Someone who dresses and/or talks a certain way because they think it's cool. Simalar to tool.

1) Ashlee Simpson is a complete possuer! She has no talent what so ever!

2) Ron is a total possuer. He thinks he's so gangster!

by wldulkfrswitdat June 18, 2006

HIM posuer

A person who decides they are punk/goth/emo, because they listen to HIM. They can only name about three songs. They only own their most recent CD. There other musical perference is proably rap.

"He drew heartagrams on his white bermudas. What a HIM posuer."

by Hope Leigh June 9, 2007

Possue

A special kind of group, more commonly observed in schools. As in the following of one special boy/girl, whom everyone thinks is hot. Can also mean your special group of friends.

God, he's so hot he has got his own little possue.

OR

Our entire possue is going to the movies.

by I am not a prep September 26, 2005

possertunity

means a chance, a possible opportunity.

"Is there a possertunity to stay up until midnight?"

by Sean William Reeves August 23, 2006

posuer

Someone who "jumps on the bandwagon" or, pretends to be something they aren't because it'll make them cool and/or popular. It's not labeled specifically to any one type of person. (i.e. not all posuers are trying to be goth or punk)

Avril Lavigne is a posuer, she acts punk because its the cool thing currently.

by Emu August 4, 2003

bud posuer

somebody who says they smoke weed or act like a stoner, But in reality have never done pot and are probally to scared too.

hey man look at that kid he is such a bud posuer

by goooooogle bob September 4, 2006

Green Day posuer

someone who claims to be a green day fan, but only owns american idiot, and EVEN SO only listens to tracks 1, 3, 4 and 11.(american idiot, holiday, blvd. of broken dreams, and wake me up when sept. ends) also thinks that american idiot was green day's first cd. can not recognize billie without eyeliner, black hair or a tie(and do not know that he is MARRIED). if you are a real green day fan, it is EXTREAMLY difficult to prevent yourself from chewing these people out, screaming at them, or bitch slapping them. you just sit there and you eye twitches.

{acctual converstion between me and my longtime friend}

Green Day posuer{Lesya}: aaaah! green day is so great! i love them!
Green Day fan{Me}: ohmagosh! no way! you two? i love them so much! i'm obsessed! my favorite's kerplunk. you?
L: ? huH?
M: ... uhm..... ok, i figured out how to play king for a day! wanna hear?
L: uhmmm... what now?
M: .... do you like are we the waiting..??
L: uuuhhh... o wait! yea, i heard taht one like twise! i really only like listen to american idiot, blvd of broken dreams, you know.
M: ... *twitch*twitch... i am trying /really/ hard not to hate you right now, lesya.... {internally growls}

by mrs.dirnt April 28, 2006