Emu's definitions
by emu March 5, 2003
Get the sperm burpermug. Telechav
A TV contender (usually from a reality show), who becomes famous for stupidity, fecklessness, imbecilic behaviour, naivety, crudeness, rudeness and general chav behaviour and chav attitudes (see Chav in the dictionary).
A telechav is really a super-chav who, once famous, has the means and media exposure to expand the bounds of chavism:
· They can spend more time and money at the hairdressers having chemicals put on their hair to make it look like a cheap sparkly nylon wig.
· They can get drunk/drugged up more often and get into more fights and have sex in a better class of toilet.
· They have baby chavs (rather than use the chav contraceptive -an ab….) and call the little chavs stupid names and dress the creatures in miniature chav outfits (branded sports clothes/shoes that sell for 200 times more than they cost to produce) and have the little chavs pieced about their bodies for gold plated studs and rings to be inserted.
· Telechavs are the modern equivalent of the sideshow Geek seen in travelling shows in the USA in the 1930s, but are much more abundant.
A TV contender (usually from a reality show), who becomes famous for stupidity, fecklessness, imbecilic behaviour, naivety, crudeness, rudeness and general chav behaviour and chav attitudes (see Chav in the dictionary).
A telechav is really a super-chav who, once famous, has the means and media exposure to expand the bounds of chavism:
· They can spend more time and money at the hairdressers having chemicals put on their hair to make it look like a cheap sparkly nylon wig.
· They can get drunk/drugged up more often and get into more fights and have sex in a better class of toilet.
· They have baby chavs (rather than use the chav contraceptive -an ab….) and call the little chavs stupid names and dress the creatures in miniature chav outfits (branded sports clothes/shoes that sell for 200 times more than they cost to produce) and have the little chavs pieced about their bodies for gold plated studs and rings to be inserted.
· Telechavs are the modern equivalent of the sideshow Geek seen in travelling shows in the USA in the 1930s, but are much more abundant.
Having one eye taken out (right eye is more fashionable) and replacing it with a gold plated orb is all the rage with telechavs.
Telechav speak: "ah fink am qween of media un stuff coz am stlye like dat un evryfink - rilly"
Telechav speak: "ah fink am qween of media un stuff coz am stlye like dat un evryfink - rilly"
by Emu February 26, 2004
Get the Telechavmug. by emu March 5, 2003
Get the drag stripmug. im sorry im such a hypocrite
im sorry that i posted an evil deffinition
im sorry that you think im stuipid for listening to my ipod
im sorry youre so amazing
im sorry that we arent the same person anymore
im sorry that you keep hurting yourself unintentionally
im sorry that you are so cold in the mornings you have to wear a ski suit
im sorry that i posted an evil deffinition
im sorry that you think im stuipid for listening to my ipod
im sorry youre so amazing
im sorry that we arent the same person anymore
im sorry that you keep hurting yourself unintentionally
im sorry that you are so cold in the mornings you have to wear a ski suit
by Emu December 14, 2004
Get the sorrymug. by Emu April 7, 2004
Get the frinkmug. this jizz face said hey you wanna buy some lsd? so i punched him in the throat and said yer a lightweight.Im doin BZ and goin to the drag races
by emu March 5, 2003
Get the LSDmug. by emu March 14, 2005
Get the itiagbslmug.