Third Wheel

One who deters the socialization of a couple, perhaps when being invited out of pitty or through a feeling of duty. This person may be eased into the situation by being allowed to stay in an envirnment he or she has become accustomed to (perhaps a kitchen, where the third wheel can bake cookies for the couple.) The third wheel may feel uncomfortable about watching the couple canoodle on his her her sofa, but none of this is taken into consideration.
by Emu December 14, 2004
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sorry

im sorry im such a hypocrite

im sorry that i posted an evil deffinition

im sorry that you think im stuipid for listening to my ipod

im sorry youre so amazing

im sorry that we arent the same person anymore

im sorry that you keep hurting yourself unintentionally

im sorry that you are so cold in the mornings you have to wear a ski suit
by Emu December 14, 2004
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drag strip

A track built for the baddest ass thing in the world
The pressure from the noise at the dragstrip felt hot on my face
by emu March 05, 2003
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Horace

The mole previously described as the unfortunate carrier of the repulsive growth better known as Jim.
You have to pay extra for it... unfortunately.

Batteries not included; order within the next 5 days and receive free exclusive Horace Hairs. ORDER YOURS NOW!
"Can I have a HORACE please?"
"Yes... Yes you can."
"Do I have to pay extra?"
"No... No you don't."
by Emu April 13, 2005
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sperm burper

a fag whose breath smells like sperm when he burps
fuckin a man get out of my face you sperm burper.go burp your sperm somewhere else!!!!!!!!!!!!1
by emu March 05, 2003
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ari-safari

noun- the COOLEST person ever! sporting her zebra shoes and leopard purse and scarf and pants!!
adj.- something ari-safari-like
woooowwww, her outfit is SO ari-safari
by emu January 17, 2005
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itiagbsl

haha a fat guy making an ugly face. itiagbsl.
by emu March 15, 2005
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