Definitions by Emu

Slazy 

A combination of slack and lazy. A combination that produces a word that is one full magnitude greater in meaning than its constituents.

I'm too slazy to get out of my chair and pee so I will use this bottle from the conveniently located trash pile.

Slazy by Emu November 28, 2006

Horace 

The mole previously described as the unfortunate carrier of the repulsive growth better known as Jim.
You have to pay extra for it... unfortunately.

Batteries not included; order within the next 5 days and receive free exclusive Horace Hairs. ORDER YOURS NOW!

"Can I have a HORACE please?"
"Yes... Yes you can."
"Do I have to pay extra?"
"No... No you don't."

Horace by Emu April 13, 2005

emu

the way in which one walks with straight legs when under the influence of alcohol and XTC, usually at a rave or festival

i think jimmy flipped out, he's doin' the emu... somebody get him a lolly-pop

emu by emu March 20, 2005

itiagbsl 

I think I'm gonna be sick laughing!

haha a fat guy making an ugly face. itiagbsl.

itiagbsl by emu March 14, 2005

ari-safari 

noun- the COOLEST person ever! sporting her zebra shoes and leopard purse and scarf and pants!!
adj.- something ari-safari-like

woooowwww, her outfit is SO ari-safari

ari-safari by emu January 16, 2005

sorry

a feeling or expression of remorse

im sorry im such a hypocrite

im sorry that i posted an evil deffinition

im sorry that you think im stuipid for listening to my ipod

im sorry youre so amazing

im sorry that we arent the same person anymore

im sorry that you keep hurting yourself unintentionally

im sorry that you are so cold in the mornings you have to wear a ski suit

sorry by Emu December 14, 2004

Third Wheel 

One who deters the socialization of a couple, perhaps when being invited out of pitty or through a feeling of duty. This person may be eased into the situation by being allowed to stay in an envirnment he or she has become accustomed to (perhaps a kitchen, where the third wheel can bake cookies for the couple.) The third wheel may feel uncomfortable about watching the couple canoodle on his her her sofa, but none of this is taken into consideration.

Emma is such a third wheel/ cock blocker.

Third Wheel by Emu December 13, 2004