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NHL 09 is so frustrating. what a posmf
posmf by burgerking89 July 7, 2009
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Acronym; pronunciation; like cosmic. That painting is very posmic.
Inspired by observing the Heavens. Cosmic themed.
"Your shirt is posmic."
Posmic by 1Truth September 18, 2014
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The sound you make when you fall backwards onto the bed while being a little girl.
POMF
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POMF by Anonononous February 23, 2011
1. A random word stem collected from a popular internet word (ie, post) and utilized by internet spam bots to form a new word. Common affixes include one to four length letters, or a jumble of letters, used in an attempt to cover as many unique combinations as possible to drive traffic to their websites.

2. A frequent typo, randomly typed letters, or misspelling by internet users.

3. Common abbreviation for "Please Only Save The Friendly Unicorns", an organization dedicated to the preservation of friendly unicorns located in the Canadian wilderness.

4. Common abbreviation for "Pictures Or Shut The F* Up", a definition conceived by a single individual but not actually common or used at all. Unless you count that one time ten years ago.

5. Or, this word could mean absolutely nothing at all and it's just a completely random word created with no real meaning or common use in the real world or the internet, and anyone can choose how they want to define the word. This is just an example of how easy it is to submit a definition and have it accepted by editors who approve almost anything based entirely on how funny it is and if the definition contains no spelling errors.
"C'mon, POSTFU."
"Hey man! POSTFU."
"Oh no, it's POSTFU."
POSTFU by Symguy June 23, 2013

postfartum depression 

When you let out such a relieving, loud, or satisfying fart that you get depressed when its finally over.
Joe got a bad case of postfartum depression after he perfectly replicated a trumpet with his ass.
postfartum depression by P-scrizzle December 17, 2015
poomf is a combination of user Pettito on twitter and oomf. Pettito oomf. poomf. it is the fandom name of pettitos followers
omg? i see you follow pettito, girl you're a poomf?
yes girl omg.
poomf by Awsome doode February 14, 2022
An onomatopoeia for a loli falling onto a bed. Originated from the loli doujin, The Light of Tsukimi Manor 2.
Wah! What are we gonna do on the bed?
*POMF*
pomf by Pomfski March 3, 2011
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