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Poseidon's Kiss 

When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your poop dropping into the water.
Upon defecating, Alex felt the cool wrath of Poseidon's Kiss as it grazed his buttocks.
Poseidon's Kiss by billypilgrim3000 October 17, 2012

Poseidons Kiss 

When you do a shit and the plop sends a small dollop of cold water up that kisses your anus.
Friend: You ok in there? I heard a little yelp.

Me: Yeah, just a little Poseidons Kiss
Poseidons Kiss by dunkinnuts April 2, 2019

Poseidon's Sacrifice 

The act of sacrificing toilet paper into the toilet bowl to keep your butt safe and dry from Poseidon's kiss.
I took a heavy shit but didn't get any splash damage because I preformed Poseidon's sacrifice.

Poseidon's Sloppy Seconds 

When toilet water that somebody else pissed or shit in splashes back onto your asshole after you shit in it.
I thought Poseidon's kiss was bad, but then I experienced the horror of Poseidon's sloppy seconds.

Poseidon's kiss 

When you begin to shit in a toilet, and the water splashes up and touches your butthole.
I jizzed when I took a shit and got a Poseidon's kiss.
Poseidon's kiss by Dickbutt July 13, 2012

posiedons kiss 

When you're taking a dump and the toilet water splashes up and gently kisses your booty hole
I sat on the toilet earlier and as soon as that turd dropped I felt posiedons kiss to ensure me that my gift to the sea was recieved
posiedons kiss by Josh Sparkles March 7, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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