7 definitions by Dickbutt
by Dickbutt December 6, 2019
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An Alaskan Cream Pie is the act of pulling out of the woman's vagina as you're about to blow, then pouring alcohol on the penis and setting it on fire before putting it back into the woman and cumming inside of her.
I was fucking my ex violently for revenge, and to put the icing on the cake, I gave her a good ol' Alaskan Cream Pie.
by Dickbutt April 3, 2012
On point of ejaculation, a man screams "DICKDOODLE" and tries as he comes to draw an amusing image on the womans face, with his mess.
1. OMG Dave, I totally dickdoodled Janet last night.
Hly sht seriously?
2. Dave I can't believe you screwed my woman. You're such a dickdoodle.
Hly sht seriously?
2. Dave I can't believe you screwed my woman. You're such a dickdoodle.
by Dickbutt March 23, 2008
by Dickbutt March 10, 2012
As if squicking his victim wasn't heinous enough, the murderer went on to commit squircle after her death.
by Dickbutt November 2, 2020
When you stick your big toe (bilbo) in a guys ass and honk a tit of another person at the same time while masturbating with the free hand
by Dickbutt June 29, 2021