1. a word used to force emphasis on a phrase
2. the greek god of the ocean
3. the god t-pain wants to look at him
4. michael phelps
2. the greek god of the ocean
3. the god t-pain wants to look at him
4. michael phelps
POSIEDON, look at me, yeah
by CBFTREVVYTREV April 19, 2009
Get the Posiedon mug.When you're taking a fat shit and your mighty log plops in the water, and the water come up and gives your taint a little smooch.
Friend 1: I was shittin' and out of nowhere I got a little posiedon's kiss.
Friend 2: yur gooch done got a smooch
Friend 2: yur gooch done got a smooch
by mighty meat wad September 19, 2018
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The act of receiving the brunt posiedon's kiss primarily with one's balls. Often a side effect of constipation
Bro #1: Dude, I ate too many bananas yesterday and this morning experienced posiedon's ball duty!
Bro #2: Was it any good?
Bro #1: Weirdly yes...
Bro #2: Was it any good?
Bro #1: Weirdly yes...
by John Dictionary January 20, 2019
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Get the Poseidons Kiss mug.The act of sacrificing toilet paper into the toilet bowl to keep your butt safe and dry from Poseidon's kiss.
by TheMadHead May 9, 2018
Get the Poseidon's Sacrifice mug.When toilet water that somebody else pissed or shit in splashes back onto your asshole after you shit in it.
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