Poseidon’s Kiss

When the shit hit the water and the water hits your coochie right on the lips.

by Sursiq February 2, 2023

A Splatoon term for when your tentacle gently grazes the water but you live.

I thought I fell into the soup, but I just did Poseidon’s kiss instead!

by Holyheckinmoo April 30, 2023

Poseidon's Kiss

When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your poop dropping into the water.

Upon defecating, Alex felt the cool wrath of Poseidon's Kiss as it grazed his buttocks.

When you do a shit and the plop sends a small dollop of cold water up that kisses your anus.

Friend: You ok in there? I heard a little yelp.

Me: Yeah, just a little Poseidons Kiss

by dunkinnuts April 2, 2019

When you begin to shit in a toilet, and the water splashes up and touches your butthole.

I jizzed when I took a shit and got a Poseidon's kiss.

by Dickbutt March 10, 2012

When you drop that dark brown nut loaf and the toilet water splashes up, Cooling off that burning ring of yours.

That Poseidon's kiss really soothed the ache from last nights curry.

by Primal Blue. November 6, 2015

when water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from the poop dropping into the water

This morning when I woke up and went to the bathroom, I totally got a poseidon kiss from that turd I dropped.

by rim_ram_rod March 5, 2016