portor

Probably gay, crimson chin, blue balls, weeb, weird scraggly beard, has friend with pedro stache, also friends with Jake Jake The Pancake Snake

Portor likes men.

portor by Left In Walmart November 12, 2018

Porter Bypass

An inefficient path to your destination based on poorly conceived calculations; going out of your way or taking a more time-consuming route

ORIGIN: Driving through Atlanta traffic during rush hour when trying to get from GAINESVILLE, FL to Athens, Ga

Where have you been? It's the 4th inning...did you take the Porter Bypass?

I've got a lot of time to kill, so I'm going to take the Porter Bypass.

I think we can beat them, it looks like they're taking the Porter Bypass.

Porter Bypass by Victor Cromwell January 26, 2009

Portobello belt 

A succulent fungus that straps on to the pelvis bone and acts as a shaft

Jerrys rule of thumb when the genitals aren’t cooperating he busts out the portobello belt to show all the swollen members competition is steep

Portobello belt by Roobeer September 22, 2020

Portrait of Markov 

A book that the girl "Yuri" reads you in the game Doki Doki Literature club, which is about said by Yuri in Act 1 "Basically, it's about this girl in high school who moves in with her long-lost sister... But as soon as she does so, her life gets really strange. She gets targeted by these people who escaped from a human experiment prison. But in Act 2 she says more and she has to say this "Basically, it's about this religious camp that was turned into a human experiment prison... And the people trapped there have this trait that turns them into killing machines that lust for blood. But the facility gets even worse, and they start selectively breeding people by cutting off their limbs and affixing them.

Yuri pulled the book out of her backpack called The Portrait Of Markov.

Portrait of Markov by Somebody that likes money June 5, 2018

portogruaro book sauce

The art of defecating on a female classmate's book to establish your male dominance while showing affection towards that person

I left her a nice Portogruaro book sauce back in the library

portogruaro book sauce by lunchcrush June 18, 2016

Austin Porter 

A handsome bitch from a boyband PRETTYMUCH, the oldest of them all. He is talented, awesome, artistic, motHERFOOKING EVERYTHING MY LOML . Deserves the world, and deserves a long-ass verse 👑

HEY! AUSTIN PORTER CAUGHT A LIZARD Y'ALL!

Austin Porter by droptopyellow October 31, 2018

portlords 

Portlords a well known playstation “internet thug”, began his rise early 2013 on the playstation 3 platform. His most successful attacks include credit card fraud, terrorism, crypto-currency Theft, identity fraud & much more, he began to get popular on the well known game by treyarch “ bo2” also known as black Ops 2 early 2016. “When you know you can do whatever you want to whoever you want theirs not much anybody can really say” said portlords in an interview with securityaffairs .co/ , days before disappearing in 2017, rumors suggest “port” was raided Days after the interview over his part in apparent swattings across the playstation 3 platform.

Wow man did you see portlords the other day? I can’t believe he’s back online

portlords by GovernmentFiles September 4, 2021