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2nd biggest city in Portugal. One of the coolest ancient urban areas in europe with the the only hard working people in an otherwise lazy country. People talk fast and mix up their b's and v's. They are generally real nice but like New Yorkers they can get pissed if you start doing stupid shit. So don't do stupid shit. Don't drive unless you want to reduce your life span by 10 years.
Brits usually mispell it Oporto
by Divad Pork and Cheese American October 18, 2006
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A Calabrese-Italian family with many members throughout New York and Des Moines.
"I see an Italian walk by, and if he's not Siciliano, chances are he's a Porto."
by Ragazzo October 10, 2006
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The best Portugal's city. People from Lisbon are envious of Porto people. Porto is AMAZING. We have Porto wine and food which are simply fantastic. Futebol Clube do Porto (FCP or just Porto) is the best team ever. Benfica fans are a fucking cunts. They're just jealous cause in 10 years, Porto won 7 of the championships and Benfica only 2. Porto people are friendly and love people who visit Porto.

Lisbon is basically the joke of Portugal! And Porto is basically the best place ever!

Oh, and Porto river (Rio Douro) is considered one of the most beautiful places to visit by the NEW YORK TIMES! Yeah, its true, go the internet and you'll find the review.
People from Lisbon: Lisbon is the best city of the world! We're awesome! Porto sucks!

All over Portugal: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha cool story bro, tell it again.
by True story, bro. February 06, 2012
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Porto is to Lisbon what Carthago was to Rome.
I'm a jealous hillbilly from Porto. "Puartuoe Caiempeaoem!"
by Duarte de Bragança July 28, 2003
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A deragatory term for somebody from Puerto Rico or of Puerto Rican desent.
"Are you talking to a fucking Porto?"

"I don't have a problem with blacks, mexicans, or italians. But I fucking hate Portos."
by Mark B. August 05, 2006
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