Portora

(Portora Royal School) Posh school situated in the town of Enniskillen in Northern Ireland. Designed to give the upper crust of the community somewhere to send their little darlings to be educated. Alumni include such delights as Oscar Wilde, Samuel Beckett and Henry Francis Lyte. Unfortunately the school is often the subject of criticism from those not fortunate enough to have been able to attend.

"I was educated at Portora before making the natural progression to the Oxford"

by Sapphiremint101 October 9, 2010

Portrait of Markov

A book that the girl "Yuri" reads you in the game Doki Doki Literature club, which is about said by Yuri in Act 1 "Basically, it's about this girl in high school who moves in with her long-lost sister... But as soon as she does so, her life gets really strange. She gets targeted by these people who escaped from a human experiment prison. But in Act 2 she says more and she has to say this "Basically, it's about this religious camp that was turned into a human experiment prison... And the people trapped there have this trait that turns them into killing machines that lust for blood. But the facility gets even worse, and they start selectively breeding people by cutting off their limbs and affixing them.

Yuri pulled the book out of her backpack called The Portrait Of Markov.

by Somebody that likes money June 5, 2018

Portola Middle School

A hellhole that is separated into 4 groups: Autism (The academy), Asians (The magnet), Mexicans (general), and Persians (honors) with the occasional white or black sprinkled in.

I have severe depression and anxiety because I go to Portola Middle School

by honors student ‘,:) May 7, 2019

portrait

A crafted photograph of an individual. The image must be an experience of the person telling a story and giving the viewer information about the person. Shopping mall photo stores rarely take the time to create a portrait. Those businesses make template shots of humans. They all look the same, but people are not!

Jim had known Melody for years. He knew everything about her. Over time he created a portrait of her in his mind that he was ready to develop.

by Marc Dunegan November 29, 2007

Portola High School

A new high school in the bubble. Where all the rich Asians whine about getting 99% in AP Calc and where all the flat tube top wearing hoes take APUSH. Kids there think that they're getto and better than the rest of the kids in Irvine. Let's be fr, the worst thing they've done is probably puff once. I bet it was watermelon too. The freshman and sophomore guys ALWAYS go for the 7-8th grade girls that go to a neighboring middle school. That leaves the underclassmen thots all lonely, doesn't it? Don't worry, they have the seniors and the UCI boys to fuck wit. PHS thinks their football team is the shit, even though most games only the try-hard to fit in Asians and the middle schoolers show up. Everyones toxic and a girl losing her virginity is considered a felony at the school. The teachers are old farts that yell at you for saying ok boomer and the school is so unprotected that anyone could walk on campus at any given time and shoot the whole thing down. But hey this is Irvine we're talking about. Our curfew is 8:30 and the cops that do nothing but patrol the parks with their fucking rich poodles. If they see you out (like throwing away the garbage or sum shit) they finna take you down to the station. Back to PHS, the school is hell and its basically prison in high school form.

Chad: You go to Portola High School right?

Cheong: Hell yea! Our school is so swag I saw a freshman vaping!

by bigphatasshole December 9, 2019

Grant Portera

Like to have sex with molly ball and like to lick Jordan Pruitt ass hole

Grant Portera kisses little kids

by Fatcuntslove dick August 21, 2020

Paint your own portrait

For a gentleman to attempt to cum in his own face...

Technique - lie on your back with a pillow behind your head. With a rolling motion bring your knees as far back towards your head as possible (you may hold your legs with your free arm) Point and shoot...

Good luck and make sure the door is locked

Mike: "I am bored"

Lee: "You could always pop into the other room and try to paint your own portrait?"

Mike: "Good idea - I think I shall..."

by Mickey Rawlins October 1, 2009