A hard diskdrive, often external, devoted entirely to the storage of one's porn collection, ostensibly for the purpose of hiding it from others.
LAN Guy A: Hey dude do you mind if I leech some of your files?
LAN Guy B: No worries dude.
LAN Guys A: Woah what's this, that's messed up. You've got a 1TB porndrive...
GF: Hey asshole I found your porndrive. Turns out I do know how to access an external hard drive. You're not getting any sex for a year.
BF: Sadface
When you're a Paramedic, your partner is a Paramedic, you're on a double medic ALS unit, and one of you has to drive, and it's you. You are now a paradriver. Congratulations.
(Usually the Probie or newest medic)
Dispatch: Med 8, 161 Anywhere Ave, for Chest Pain Probie: Who's driving?
Literally the Entire House: YOU ARE, PARADRIVER.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.