A hard disk drive, often external, devoted entirely to the storage of one's porn collection, ostensibly for the purpose of hiding it from others.
LAN Guy A: Hey dude do you mind if I leech some of your files?
LAN Guy B: No worries dude.
LAN Guys A: Woah what's this, that's messed up. You've got a 1TB porndrive...
GF: Hey asshole I found your porndrive. Turns out I do know how to access an external hard drive. You're not getting any sex for a year.
BF: Sadface
When you're a Paramedic, your partner is a Paramedic, you're on a double medic ALS unit, and one of you has to drive, and it's you. You are now a paradriver. Congratulations.
(Usually the Probie or newest medic)
Dispatch: Med 8, 161 Anywhere Ave, for Chest Pain
Probie: Who's driving?
Literally the Entire House: YOU ARE, PARADRIVER.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.