2 definitions by ParaBasicFireDriver
When you call report to the freestanding ED with a 79yoa Female with a twisted ankle, and the MD makes it a Trauma 1 and diverts you to Metro.
"This is Med 8,coming to you with a 79 Female, Complaint is Isolated Ankle Injury. Denies falling, states twisted it whi..."
MD: "Wait, you said 79? TRAUMA TEAM! DIVERT TO METRO!" *click
"...Fucksticks, more medical misdirection..."
MD: "Wait, you said 79? TRAUMA TEAM! DIVERT TO METRO!" *click
"...Fucksticks, more medical misdirection..."
by ParaBasicFireDriver April 2, 2018
When you're a Paramedic, your partner is a Paramedic, you're on a double medic ALS unit, and one of you has to drive, and it's you. You are now a paradriver. Congratulations.
(Usually the Probie or newest medic)
(Usually the Probie or newest medic)
Dispatch: Med 8, 161 Anywhere Ave, for Chest Pain
Probie: Who's driving?
Literally the Entire House: YOU ARE, PARADRIVER.
Probie: Who's driving?
Literally the Entire House: YOU ARE, PARADRIVER.
by ParaBasicFireDriver April 2, 2018