porrit 

1. Used to describe someone who is an asshole or douchecaptain.

2. Someone who is greatly disliked.

3. Also used to describe ass/shit smell.

1. The guy that took my order was a real porrit.

2. I went to a club and Quentin tried to fight me, he's such a fucking porrit.

3. It smells like a porrit in here.

porrit by Roango September 1, 2005

porridge baby 

When a woman has that many different males cum inside her, she doesn’t know who the baby’s dad is.

Oh Leah is such a cum bucket. She definitely got her self a little porridge baby.

porridge baby by Gremlins 22 January 21, 2023

porrim 

The Beforus Maryam from the popular webcomic, Homestuck.
Smoking hot, considered by some to be a slut. Somewhat motherly.

Kanaya, Porrim slapped me!
Well then Cronus, maybe you should keep your hands away from her ass, or I'll help her.

porrim by Vriska_Serket__ February 6, 2015

pourrite 

n., fem.
French Canadian prejorative term used to designate a girl for whom you don't want to develop a serious relationship with, but still want to have sexual intercourse on many occasions. Most of the time uglier than cute, she is the kind of girl you won't present to anyone. Comes typically with hot friends.

La fille que Ben s'est pognée dans le bar était terrible! Une vrai pourrite.

Y'a juste des pourrites icitte!! Une soirée facile les boys!

pourrite by 4p£x December 20, 2010

stir the porridge 

When a girl is having sex with more than one male at the same time and the first guy has blown his load inside her, and now it is your turn. As you go at it, you will 'stir the porridge' and be mixing the first guys cum with yours or however many have been before you.

Fellow, you all have had your turn, it is my turn now to stir the porridge

stir the porridge by Dougie1 December 29, 2016

slut porridge 

When a guy ejaculates inside of you and it drips out for hours after.

Oh my god, I've got some major slut porridge running down my leg right now!

slut porridge by JennyJay September 27, 2010

Ghetto porridge 

When someone heats up milk in the microwave before pouring cereals in.

Also known as paupers porridge

"Hey Jackson I heard money's tight right now. Are you doing ok?"

"Yeah man, things are tight and this morning I had to serve myself up a bowl of ghetto porridge since the heating off but I'll be alright."

Ghetto porridge by Curare the defenestrator August 18, 2023