Pornstart 

(n.) (orig. South African English) A person who can repeatedly takes completely innocuous phrases or words and make them into a sexual or lewd statements. Often followed by an "Oh yeah!", "Fuck yeah!", or a high five :)

Person A: "Do you like Sex and the City?"
Person B: "Sure, it's a pretty good show!"
Pornstart: "She didn't mean the tv show..."

Person: "You were walking in a forest and came across a troll..."
Pornstart: "Lol, did you wipe it off afterwards?"

In joke
Person A: "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!"
Person B: "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!"
Uncomfortable Person C: "Omfg, u guys should stop being pornstarts and just go get it on already..."

Pornstart by Hedgehog69 March 26, 2013

pornstart 

To begin watching pornography with the endorsement of their partner who will conduct and/or take part in physical, sexual activity.

You wanna pornstart tonight?

pornstart by Sabbygina March 10, 2015

Pornstar Cocktail 

When a guy uses viagra (sildenafil) and penis numbing spray (lidocaine) resulting in prolonged intercourse reminiscent of male pornographic actors. Viagra is a pill that causes penile erections and numbing spray desensitizes the penis.

Carlos: Hey Kevin, what are you and Lauren doing for Valentine's Day?

Kevin: We're getting dinner and then I'm treating her with a Pornstar Cocktail.

Pornstar Cocktail by #1 Jake Pauler February 27, 2019

popstart 

1. A newbie "Popstar", someone who's career hasn't lasted long enough to be taken seriously. 2. A young Popstar who has sabotaged/disabled his or her career through obtuse/criminal acts.

Examples of Popstarts: Justin Bieber, Spencer Pratt, Lindsay Lohan

popstart by H88s January 29, 2014

pornstar terrorist 

A person that involves themselves in pornography related fields (i.e. porn actor/actress, producers, camera crew, publishers). Most do this knowingly as a rejection of morality and indulgence of filth, but some are victims only to be pressured into a career of lust, want for money galore and reinforced behaviors through constant dopamine surges.

This results in mass cumbrain production, increased hypergamy, and don't forget those trafficking schemes!

Pornstar terrorists have their best interests to ruin the masses brains by introducing trends such as incest pornography (What are you doing step-bro), setting unrealistic body standards for both male and females, more hardcore pornography and emasculation of men. The coolidge effect is 100% utilized in these tactics.

"Says here Al Goldstein normalized hardcore pornography"

"Yeah, well Al Goldstein is a fucking pornstar terrorist, and he keeps stealing my fucks! When will the never ending prefrontal cortex inhibition act end?? Fucking gag order!"

"hey, cool it with the anti-semitism, bro"

pornstar terrorist by god damn you al goldstein May 26, 2020

Roblox Pornstar 

A job that can make you a billionaire in seconds

Jack: Yo how tf you earned so much money dude
John: Well I became a roblox pornstar

Roblox Pornstar by HoboEractus July 26, 2019

70's pornstache

Refers to a thick moustache popular amongst porn stars of the 70's due to the fashion sense and beauty standards of the time.

"You look sexy with that 70's pornstache growing in Phil!"

70's pornstache by factcurate September 13, 2020