pornping

An adult-material induced high-latency situation, usually involving an over-used shared ADSL connection in student accomodation.

OMG, pornping! I r go stop0r the pr0n downloads!

by Adam Armstrong April 28, 2005

fake porning

Excessively screaming or moaning during sex to live up to the standards of men(or, less likely, women). Usually performed during the first time of having sex with a partner. First coined in the television show Hot in Cleveland(Season 4, Episode 8).

Melanie: I fake porned him!
Joy: Why?! Fake porning sets the sex bar too high!
Melanie: Men like enthusiasm, so I went a little overboard. I mean I was like someone reviewing their own business on Yelp.

by Nukafoo March 24, 2014

Good Porning

(n.) when a man wakes up and notices their morning glory and immediately turns on his computer to find some pornography to get rid of it.

(v.) less commonly used, the verb is to act out the definition of the noun

"Hey man, did you sleep well?"
"Not really, but i woke up well ;)"
"What do you mean?"
"I had quite a good porning"
"AW DUDE! IN MY BED!?!?! WITH ME IN IT!?!?!"

by Kerblasser April 12, 2010

porning

Porning comes from the verb "porn,"

In the infinitive case, it is "to porn"

Definition: To watch porn

Dude, you haven't been talking for a while. Are you porning?

My girlfriend got mad at me because I porned too much last weekend.

by piepixie June 19, 2004

pornling

A child born out of a contraception malfunction during a porno.

Did you hear about Ron Jeremy's pornling? Now the dude wants child support.

by dvk aok December 27, 2007

Porning Out

When two friends partake in the viewing of pornographic material without partaking in autosexual acts (i.e masturbation). Coined in the FX television show Wilfred. The man from whom Elijah Wood's character stole from but was told he didn't suggests porning out with his new found pal. Elijah Wood feels very uncomfortable.

Person 1: Let's go do some porning out.
Person 2: Weirdy.

by Ian Motherfucking Curtis July 8, 2011

porning

The act of Masturbating while watching porn.

Last night I was porning it while I was driving my car on the highway.

by Matthew Bre August 26, 2007