Porping 

When a person, usually of degenerate status, takes a walk by themselves at night and returns with injuries or ripped clothing without an explanation due to being intoxicated or otherwise incapacitated

"Hey, Anthony where's Kyle?"
"Oh they just found him Porping down the street. His pants were all ripped and he doesn't know why."

Porping by J. Manziel June 26, 2016

Ninja Pooping

The art of layering the surface of toilet water with toilet paper to minimize the sound of splashing.

That's the last time I have Taco Bell for lunch at work. Now I'm going to have to do some ninja pooping.

Ninja Pooping by Extra Mayo January 27, 2013

Pooping Tom

The act of sneaking into someone else's room, dropping a payload in their toilet, not flushing, and then leaving a note signed 'Pooping Tom' on the toilet seat. Usually occurs in college residence halls.

"Dude, someone left a big, steaming pile of feces in my toilet with a note that said 'Courtesy of the Pooping Tom'!"

Pooping Tom by Rack Jeacher June 11, 2013

Popping a Regan

When a guy is cuddling a girl and gets a surprise erection

Popping a Regan - cuddling a girl and accidentally getting an erection

Guy one "we were cuddling all night man"
Guy two "and, did anything happen"
Guy one "nope, I popped a regan and scared her off"
Guy two "hard times bro"

Popping a Regan by reganpopper1 April 12, 2015

Popping Off 

"Popping off" is a verb used when you're doing extremely well and or performing like a professional/better than anyone in your game. Can also be used when you're being accused of cheating in a video game because the sheer amount of god like skill you possess.

"I'm popping off, LETS GO!" - Panda

Popping Off by ForeverPandering January 31, 2017

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fake porning 

Excessively screaming or moaning during sex to live up to the standards of men(or, less likely, women). Usually performed during the first time of having sex with a partner. First coined in the television show Hot in Cleveland(Season 4, Episode 8).

Melanie: I fake porned him!
Joy: Why?! Fake porning sets the sex bar too high!
Melanie: Men like enthusiasm, so I went a little overboard. I mean I was like someone reviewing their own business on Yelp.

fake porning by Nukafoo March 24, 2014