porno hand 

Having a wank.
See Jerking Off, Bashing one out etc.
Has to be said in the right context.
Having a wank = Got your porno hand out.
Often used whilst watching porn.

Liam: Hey you there? Why aren't you talking?
Dave: Hang on I've got my porno hand out!

Andrew: I had my porno hand out three times today!

porno hand by Andrew Jones October 17, 2004

Porno Handshake 

Instead of touching hands (no guy in the industry would dream of it), the two men touch elbows.

After a successful shoot, Ron Jeremy and the director completed a porno handshake to congratulate each other on a job well done.

Porno Handshake by Matthew Kerry January 13, 2009

Second hand porn 

Porn that has been previously used by someone you know, which is then given or referred to you.

Neil: "Yo man, I jerked a big one to this girl that was Mexican or some kind of Spanish! You gotta peeps it!"

Dave/Pete/Alex: "Nah man I don't tug it to second hand porn!"

Second hand porn by MUSTANGSBLOW April 18, 2011

porn hands

A woman with small hands. Women with small hands are ideal in pornographic images and videos because their daintiness make the man's penis appear larger.

Did you see that girl in Titty Titty Gang Bang? Her porn hands really complimented all 12 cocks around her.

porn hands by pedobeaver March 6, 2011

Porn hands

Hands that are extremely small, akin to the hands of typical female porn stars whose small size accentuate the size of the male porn star's member.

1. Check out that girl. She's got porn hands.
2. The Tyrannosaurus Rex is one of the few dinosaurs that had porn hands.

Porn hands by ft555555 March 14, 2014

Porn Handed 

When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks into your room to try and wake you up.

My sister tried to wake me up, but i was caught porn handed and my sister was scared

Porn Handed by Basileusoftheworld March 18, 2016

Porn hands

1.)To have hands that could be used in porn, namely involving hand jobs or fingering.

2.)To have the hands of the tuba-playing Marie.

Bruce:Dude, Marie has some serious porn hands!
Jason: Porn hands? What are they and what are they used for?
Bruce: Why don't you ask her yourself, she's totally showing off.

Porn hands by 11001001 June 30, 2005