porno hand 

Having a wank.
See Jerking Off, Bashing one out etc.
Has to be said in the right context.
Having a wank = Got your porno hand out.
Often used whilst watching porn.

Liam: Hey you there? Why aren't you talking?
Dave: Hang on I've got my porno hand out!

Andrew: I had my porno hand out three times today!

porno hand by Andrew Jones October 17, 2004

Porno Handshake 

Instead of touching hands (no guy in the industry would dream of it), the two men touch elbows.

After a successful shoot, Ron Jeremy and the director completed a porno handshake to congratulate each other on a job well done.

Porno Handshake by Matthew Kerry January 13, 2009

Second hand porn 

Porn that has been previously used by someone you know, which is then given or referred to you.

Neil: "Yo man, I jerked a big one to this girl that was Mexican or some kind of Spanish! You gotta peeps it!"

Dave/Pete/Alex: "Nah man I don't tug it to second hand porn!"

Second hand porn by MUSTANGSBLOW April 18, 2011

left-hand porn

(noun) A category of adult media that strays far enough from the viewer's established norms that continued use of the dominant hand would feel like an endorsement. Unwilling to stop, yet equally unwilling to be fully implicated, the viewer transfers operations to the non-dominant hand, achieving what researchers call "plausible deniability from oneself."

The practice rests on the widely held and entirely unexamined belief that the right hand is the hand of record: it signs mortgages and shakes your father-in-law's hand, and must be kept out of this. The left hand has no reputation to protect and has seen worse.

The defining feature is the moment of conscious transfer, typically accompanied by a brief pause, a glance at the door, and the thought "okay, but just this once."

Usage notes: For left-handed individuals the term is inverted. The ambidextrous operate without any moral framework whatsoever and should not be trusted.

Generalized usage: The "porn" may be dropped and the term applied to any event, decision, or behavior a few steps past normal, something you witnessed or took part in but would prefer not to have on your permanent record. Functions as an adjective: "left-hand."

"What'd you end up watching last night?"
"Don't worry about it."
"Bro."
"It was left-hand porn, all right? The right hand can never know."

"Did you see Kevin put ranch on his pancakes?"
"Damn, man, that was some left-hand shit."

See also: incognito mode, clearing your history twice, staring at the ceiling afterward

left-hand porn by DrJaySon September 18, 2026

left-hand porn

(noun) A category of adult media that strays far enough from the viewer's established norms that continued use of the dominant hand would feel like an endorsement. Unwilling to stop, yet equally unwilling to be fully implicated, the viewer transfers operations to the non-dominant hand, achieving what researchers call "plausible deniability from oneself."

The practice rests on the widely held and entirely unexamined belief that the right hand is the hand of record: it signs mortgages and shakes your father-in-law's hand, and must be kept out of this. The left hand has no reputation to protect and has seen worse.

The defining feature is the moment of conscious transfer, typically accompanied by a brief pause, a glance at the door, and the thought "okay, but just this once."

Usage notes: For left-handed individuals the term is inverted. The ambidextrous operate without any moral framework whatsoever and should not be trusted.

Generalized usage: The "porn" may be dropped and the term applied to any event, decision, or behavior a few steps past normal, something you witnessed or took part in but would prefer not to have on your permanent record. Functions as an adjective: "left-hand."

Examples:

"What'd you end up watching last night?"
"Don't worry about it."
"Bro."
"It was left-hand porn, all right? The right hand can never know."

"Did you see Kevin put ranch on his pancakes?"
"Damn, man, that was some left-hand shit."

See also: incognito mode, clearing your history twice, staring at the ceiling afterward

left-hand porn by DrJaySon September 18, 2026

porn hands

A woman with small hands. Women with small hands are ideal in pornographic images and videos because their daintiness make the man's penis appear larger.

Did you see that girl in Titty Titty Gang Bang? Her porn hands really complimented all 12 cocks around her.

porn hands by pedobeaver March 6, 2011

Porn hands

Hands that are extremely small, akin to the hands of typical female porn stars whose small size accentuate the size of the male porn star's member.

1. Check out that girl. She's got porn hands.
2. The Tyrannosaurus Rex is one of the few dinosaurs that had porn hands.

Porn hands by ft555555 March 14, 2014