phandroid 

An Android fan who goes on all forums to disparage every other phone OS (Windows Mobile, iPhone, Blackberry, WebOS, Symbian, etc.) and end up proselytizing Android. They are extremely annoying and should be dismissed.

They do not represent typical Android users.

Typically use all caps when writing "Android" and will usually replace the "o" with a zero.

"ANDROID FTW" is the standard calling tag.

See also fandroid.

Article on a new phone that just came out:

Phandroid #1: Hahaha, {insert phone} doesn't have {insert useless, frivolous feature}???!?!? ANDROID FTW!!

Phandroid #2: THIS PH0N3 SUX! GET A R34L PH0NE, ANDRI0D FTMFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

phandroid by takamalak June 28, 2010

HAndroid 

A small, rectangular mobile device operated using the human hand used before humanoid robots were available commercially.

Too bad you still have to use a HAndroid and can't afford your own AI Personal Assistant Bot.

HAndroid by TeaInTheMoment December 20, 2017

porndroid 

Using an Android phone primarily to surf for porn.

Dave: I have 300 porn bookmarks on my Android!
Sam: don't you mean your Porndroid?

porndroid by Lefty Flash April 3, 2011

Handroid 

The painful result of too much texting, tweeting and internet browsing while using an android phone. Generally resulting in a sore thumb or wrist.

Can't type my essay, got a bad case of handroid.

Handroid by The Style PA February 28, 2009

Phonedroid 

People who cant keep their cellphone out of their hands for more then 30 minutes.

Brenda is on her cell so much she has evolved into a phonedroid.

Phonedroid by Methot July 19, 2014

pandroid 

an android specifically designed and programmed to sexually stimulate and please humans regardless of gender.

In a future adult-oriented setting:
“You should reserve some time with our TB-6938. This pandroid can easily get both of you off at the same time!”

pandroid by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018

proandroidinator 

One who regularly waste(s) time looking for easter eggs or became a hacker cause they did one lockscreen pattern bypass.

That boy Timmy could be the Apple of my i but he s such a Debby proandroidinator

proandroidinator by Kswiss Crafts February 15, 2018