porlex

When somebody decides to bitchslap a person across the face suddenly.

She totally got a porlex by michael last night! how weird.

by soluxusstrut March 30, 2024

Polex

A peculiar relationship state in which you're not friends, you're not lovers and you're not even buddies,

Polex acts could include declaring you are engaged as a couple to acquire certain benefits not usually available to those non-engaged couples.

"Hey don't you think Alex and Polly are acting a little polex around each other?"

by user5426 May 26, 2020

Pornlexia

When you constantly see sexual anatomy in everyday objects. And get excited or giggly about it. You definitely can wait to point it out to your friends in meme form.

My pornlexia sure is acting up today, my carrot for lunch highly resembled a penis. My tomato for dinner looked like a vagina! Then this tree I walked past looked like two people getting it on! I can't wait to send these pics out as memes to my friends!!

by Silverserpant October 30, 2019

polexican

Half Pole, half Mexican. ALL sexy!

Half of me crosses lines, while the other lies down and lets people take them over. Polexican

by G to the MC October 23, 2006

Polex

A fine wristwatch (like my Rolex)but sometimes it runs backward or stops dead.Hence a Polish Rolex

"What time is it?"
"Hold on let me check...."
"Damn Polex..."

by Vash Bitchko December 1, 2006

POREX

someone who talks about his game of picking up women but is really a hypocrite because he claims to be saving sex before marriage. As well as, a tool bag for fraternities.

All that guy talks about is his game but its weird how all his stories end with him getting no action. That guy is such a porex.

by Aderas28 March 29, 2009

Porlet

Porlet is not a very common name, but belongs to the most beautiful girls on earth. Beautiful on looks personality and the intelligence they have. Very artistic in many aspects. Porlet is the kind of person that puts everyone before her own needs. They have a beautiful smiles that tend to hide a lot of pain from the past. They are very independent and very reliable people, yet sensitive. When it comes to relationships she will love her partner to the moon and back but loyalty is key for her. Let’s talk about sex, Porlet likes it aggressive ! And gentle at times. Will know how to turn her partner on. They’re very unique people like their name. One of a kind.

Wow I wished my girl was a Porlet !

by Yaaaasss June 5, 2018