Portlex
Portlex by Portlex the ruler September 12, 2022
Portlethen
Portlethen is a really cool school
Absolutely amazing!
So many junkies go here!
And so many slags!
The school gym smells like socks and the place is just overall minging.
Fat teachers like mr Douglas that eats all the chocolate cake, swear he has about 3 a day.
He sits and plays with his army figures.
Best school 10/10
Absolutely amazing!
So many junkies go here!
And so many slags!
The school gym smells like socks and the place is just overall minging.
Fat teachers like mr Douglas that eats all the chocolate cake, swear he has about 3 a day.
He sits and plays with his army figures.
Best school 10/10
Portlethen by Ooglebooglehahahshgsgsgsgasg April 18, 2019
Related Words
Portlex • Portext • portledge • portlethen • Portley • porlex • Pornlexia • portlet • portsexual • gluteus portex
Pornlexia
When you constantly see sexual anatomy in everyday objects. And get excited or giggly about it. You definitely can wait to point it out to your friends in meme form.
My pornlexia sure is acting up today, my carrot for lunch highly resembled a penis. My tomato for dinner looked like a vagina! Then this tree I walked past looked like two people getting it on! I can't wait to send these pics out as memes to my friends!!
Pornlexia by Silverserpant October 30, 2019
portlethen
portlethen by Sub2Pewdiepie_and_WillNE January 22, 2019
portsexual
Somewhere inbetween bisexual and heterosexual; where a woman would turn gay for Natalie Portman only.
"Oh my god, V for Vendetta - Natalie Portman is the only woman in the world who can pull off being bald"
"Yeah I know, I'm totally portsexual now"
"Yeah I know, I'm totally portsexual now"
portsexual by fox gill February 3, 2008
Portley
1. A male ginger, usually under age 18, who obsessively drinks milk and naps. As a result, the bones of a portley are almost pure calcium. The blood of a portley is 98.62% milk. In addition, portleys account for 82.7% of the world's milk consumption. They are often oafy and counter the effects of their milk drinking habits to an extent by drinking beer. This is called the "Portley Paradox". Their favorite song is always, without fail, Warm Leatherette by The Normal.
1. That new ginger kid is such a portley, he's always drinking milk and beer.
2. Yeah, I heard him listening to Warm Leatherette this morning.
2. Yeah, I heard him listening to Warm Leatherette this morning.
Portley by Δ Über Hipster Δ May 15, 2012
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