Portlex

A stupid homeless from portland that moved from portland to Washougal and uses the c tran often

“Stop complaining you stupid portlex faggot”

by Portlex the ruler September 12, 2022

Portlethen

Portlethen is a really cool school
Absolutely amazing!

So many junkies go here!
And so many slags!
The school gym smells like socks and the place is just overall minging.
Fat teachers like mr Douglas that eats all the chocolate cake, swear he has about 3 a day.
He sits and plays with his army figures.
Best school 10/10

Why do you go to portlethen?
Because it does good cake

by Ooglebooglehahahshgsgsgsgasg April 18, 2019

Pornlexia

When you constantly see sexual anatomy in everyday objects. And get excited or giggly about it. You definitely can wait to point it out to your friends in meme form.

My pornlexia sure is acting up today, my carrot for lunch highly resembled a penis. My tomato for dinner looked like a vagina! Then this tree I walked past looked like two people getting it on! I can't wait to send these pics out as memes to my friends!!

by Silverserpant October 30, 2019

portledge

A school that is more like a country club than a school. Kids with big egos and bigger bank accounts.

Did you see that Aston Martin in the parking lot? That is definitely a Portledge student.

by lilyachty November 17, 2016

portlethen

The best academy out there if you think otherwise I'll touch your nan

Oi porty is proper swag right fam

YO PORTY IS IGHT YOU GET ME FAM

portlethen means "cool"

by Sub2Pewdiepie_and_WillNE January 22, 2019

portsexual

Somewhere inbetween bisexual and heterosexual; where a woman would turn gay for Natalie Portman only.

"Oh my god, V for Vendetta - Natalie Portman is the only woman in the world who can pull off being bald"
"Yeah I know, I'm totally portsexual now"

by fox gill February 3, 2008

Portley

1. A male ginger, usually under age 18, who obsessively drinks milk and naps. As a result, the bones of a portley are almost pure calcium. The blood of a portley is 98.62% milk. In addition, portleys account for 82.7% of the world's milk consumption. They are often oafy and counter the effects of their milk drinking habits to an extent by drinking beer. This is called the "Portley Paradox". Their favorite song is always, without fail, Warm Leatherette by The Normal.

1. That new ginger kid is such a portley, he's always drinking milk and beer.

2. Yeah, I heard him listening to Warm Leatherette this morning.

by Δ Über Hipster Δ May 15, 2012