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Portext • protext • partexting • pootexter • portent • Portential • portentous • Portert • Postexting • Protextile
portent
Protext
An expression or declaration of objection, disapproval, or dissent, in opposition to something via text message
Portential
Portential by Edgar Connel December 20, 2017
Postexting
Texting your friend or anyone within arms-reach with post-its.
Situation: lecture hall, huge unused pad of post-its you bought 6 month back, tight text-message plan and you gotta say something useless or comment about the teacher's hair style...
SOLUTION: Postexting
Situation: lecture hall, huge unused pad of post-its you bought 6 month back, tight text-message plan and you gotta say something useless or comment about the teacher's hair style...
SOLUTION: Postexting
As a noun: "Why the F*** did you text me, im right next to you? Didn't you hear about postexting, you retard?"
As a verb: "The invigilator caught him postexting during the exam, he let him go this time because postexting was not prohibited by the exam regulations"
As an adverb: "..." not really
As a verb: "The invigilator caught him postexting during the exam, he let him go this time because postexting was not prohibited by the exam regulations"
As an adverb: "..." not really
Postexting by AYL April 1, 2009
Protextion
The psychological defense mechanism of projection (taking something of ourselves and placing it outside of us, onto others, which can be positive or negative) as applied to text messages, emails, and social network chat windows. The resulting social phenomenon is countless misunderstandings leading to conflict and embarrassment in interpersonal relationships and in professional settings.
Angela and Charles were texting back and forth. When Angela said she was "hot", Charles, through the psychological process of protextion, placed his internal desires for Angela onto the text and interpreted her text to mean she was aroused, when really she was actually hot because it was just a damn hot day.
Protextion by Dr. Stern September 16, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.