porksnorkel 

dick (i.e. penis)

Larry told Chip to slide his porksnorkel into and out of his poop tube. Seems they are gay.

porksnorkel by Dr. Meatsword Butterpants III August 29, 2013

Pork Snorkel 

Your manhood looks like a snorkel when receiving a BJ. Created when the girl takes one of your balls in her mouth having the shaft run up one or the other side of her face representing a snorkel.

My girl was diving on me and gave me the Pork Snorkel.

Pork Snorkel by JR538 June 16, 2009

Pork Snorkel 

Taking the Arabian Goggles to the next level. Arabian Goggles you place your balls into the eye sockets. You then go one step further and insert your dick into the mouth. Then you have a PORK SNORKEL.

Dude! Last night, I totally gave this chick a pork snorkel.

Pork Snorkel by By All Means March 4, 2011

Porksnorkeller 

A slang term for a male homosexual. Originating in Austin, TX. More of a general insult to heteros than gays.

Man, i had some people over last night and some Porksnorkeller stole some C.D.s !

Porksnorkeller by jazzman666 October 19, 2011

Pork Snorkel 

The act of providing oral resuscitation services to a male's bologna pony, while submerged underwater.

1) "Leah really pork snorkeled Mike in the hot-tub last night", said Ryan.

2) Kirstin has no gag reflex. She was able to pork snorkel Larry's stinky pickle for 30 seconds before surfacing for air!

Pork Snorkel by BaconAteHer December 9, 2012

Pork snorkel

When you perform cunnilingus on a woman at such a depth, and for such a considerable duration that a flexible drinking straw is required to be used as a temporary snorkel to provide oxygen and prevent asphyxiation.

My girlfriend wants me to go down on her with considerable vigour for over an hour, I’m gonna need a pork snorkel to get out alive!

Pork snorkel by Leonardo da finchy October 15, 2025

Pornorkels 

Durries, smokes, cigarettes....

Connor: Hey tom, i thought you gave up the pornorkels?
Tom: nah mate, cant live without them.

god, i could go for a pornorkel right about now

Pornorkels by knackers01 October 20, 2010