porksnorkel
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Pork Snorkel
Your manhood looks like a snorkel when receiving a BJ. Created when the girl takes one of your balls in her mouth having the shaft run up one or the other side of her face representing a snorkel.
Pork Snorkel by JR538 June 16, 2009
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Pork Snorkel
Taking the Arabian Goggles to the next level. Arabian Goggles you place your balls into the eye sockets. You then go one step further and insert your dick into the mouth. Then you have a PORK SNORKEL.
Pork Snorkel by By All Means March 4, 2011
Porksnorkeller
A slang term for a male homosexual. Originating in Austin, TX. More of a general insult to heteros than gays.
Porksnorkeller by jazzman666 October 19, 2011
Pork Snorkel
The act of providing oral resuscitation services to a male's bologna pony, while submerged underwater.
1) "Leah really pork snorkeled Mike in the hot-tub last night", said Ryan.
2) Kirstin has no gag reflex. She was able to pork snorkel Larry's stinky pickle for 30 seconds before surfacing for air!
2) Kirstin has no gag reflex. She was able to pork snorkel Larry's stinky pickle for 30 seconds before surfacing for air!
Pork Snorkel by BaconAteHer December 9, 2012
Pork snorkel
When you perform cunnilingus on a woman at such a depth, and for such a considerable duration that a flexible drinking straw is required to be used as a temporary snorkel to provide oxygen and prevent asphyxiation.
My girlfriend wants me to go down on her with considerable vigour for over an hour, I’m gonna need a pork snorkel to get out alive!
Pork snorkel by Leonardo da finchy October 15, 2025
Pornorkels
Connor: Hey tom, i thought you gave up the pornorkels?
Tom: nah mate, cant live without them.
god, i could go for a pornorkel right about now
Tom: nah mate, cant live without them.
god, i could go for a pornorkel right about now
Pornorkels by knackers01 October 20, 2010
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