parklife

Parklife is the act of not having a job or any means of gaining money except that of the dole.

I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustmen PARKLIFE

by GLITTERLOVE May 1, 2006

parklife

I'm not entirely sure what the definition for this word is, but it's a great song by Blur

Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as parklife.

by Josh "Magic Hands" Franx July 4, 2004

parklife

porklife,perklife,parkloif,sexlife,pinrklif,barflife or whatever you call it (or distort it) it's always good to put at the end of any Russel Brand text.

Noel Gallagher did so,and even if you don't like big potato boy,you gotta do it too.

Russel Brand: “I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!”
Anyone:PARKLIFE

by Britpop Girl January 8, 2022

parklife

To avoid someone at all costs at an event

'oh look its Rich'

'quick parklife him!'

'good, he didnt see us, noob avoided'

by parklife dodger October 12, 2011

PARKLIFE!

Involuntary response to a pompous or verbose statement from a pretentious prick

"The department will review existing mechanisms of consumer input, throughput, and output, and seek ways of improving these linkages via the consumer communication channel."

"PARKLIFE!"

by Wessex Thegn December 18, 2025

Parklife Faggot

People who love house electro, festivals, wearing feminine coloured clothes, baggy singlets with nipples hanging out, short shorts, rabens AND have little moustaches (like bum fluff). A version of a lad if he were to turn gay

look at the parklife faggot with his nipples showing!!

by hardcore_hooligan March 3, 2011

porklife

The lifestyle of fat people. It suggests that they eat a lot of food.

"You should cut down on your porklife, mate; get some exercise!"

by WeirdEars November 4, 2011