porkinz

Verb, derived from pork, means "to get up on" or fuck. Refers to a rebel fighter, Red 6 (Jek Porkins) in the original Star Wars. His final words "I'm alright" as he is getting blown up perfectly capture the willingness to put yourself in harms way to get a piece of that ass. Also, his physiology is that of swine, which reinforces his name and this fine word we are defining now.

Oooohhh, sweetback! I'd be spacin' gs if I could porkinz up on the fine biznitch.

by Hugo Apex June 22, 2004

porking

1. The act of having vigorous sexual intercourse with someone.

2. Actively hunting for pigs in their natural habitat.

1a. I heard that in 1986 a ninja broke the world record all over the planet by porking 500 hot babes at once.

1b. I really wanna make a Paris Hilton style video tape where I'm porking that Heather girl that works at the mall, man she's hot.

2. The fall is pig season, so I usually go out porking around late september, or early october. I just listen for the squealing/snorting and then shoot my RC-P90 in the general direction. MMMmmm... Pork...

by TonecasT February 3, 2004

finger porking

Finger porking is the phrase given to the act of being penetrated with fingers.

Girl1: what did you do on the weekend?

Girl2: oh, I was just finger porking myself all day .

by Dan and Harry PLC September 29, 2013

porking lot

A "Lover's Lane," breakdown lane, RV park, mountaintop, alley, or any other place couples park for the purpose of having sex in said vehicle.

Example: "Inspiration Point," often mentioned in the TV show "Happy Days."

"I took my girlie to the porking lot this weekend, and -- WOW-WEE! We must have burned 16 rubbers."

by Jason L. July 29, 2005

porkin

To Rail a girl hard and long.

i was porkin the brains outa that skank

by brian josterman July 6, 2005

porking the beans

to have sex. inreference to "porking", "the beans" is a word that can be used to describe biddies

(if you know a guy that is going to have sex tonight)

Are you porking the beans tonight?

by bigdaddy25646533552663355434 June 24, 2009

No Porking Way

When you are feeling "Wowed" about something that astonished you!!!!!!!!
(In extreme situations the "G" will disappear then will become "NO PORKIN WAY"..also can be explained with three pig emojis 🐷🐷🐷)

Kyle : "do you eat cardboard"
Dad: "No porking way"
Kyle: "yes porking way"

by Noporkingway.com November 8, 2019