Porkinson's

Irresistible urge to eat excessively (i.e, pork out).

Can either be temporary (leading to a gut ache), or chronic (leading to obesity).

"Whenever I eat at a buffet, my Porkinson's flares up."

"That dude looks like he's been fighting Porkinson's his whole life."

Porkinson's by Quicksilver MTB July 20, 2008

Porkinson's

The act when one develops tremors, but only during times of ejaculation.

"Amy was telling me that Edward shakes a lot when hes bussin'."

"Shit man, maybe he has Porkinson's"

Porkinson's by ClassWords March 27, 2015

Porkinson's Disease 

The presence of tremors througout a woman's body as a direct result of sexual trauma.

Bro I fucked Linda so hard and now she won't stop shaking; I think she has Porkinson's Disease!!!

Porkinson's Disease by BigA86 July 30, 2016

parkinson's law 

Work expands as to fill the time available for its completion.

I usually have 9-10 accounting problems to do each week, which usually take around five or six hours to complete. Last night I only had one. It took me seven.

Parkinson's Law <3

parkinson's law by Can you feel it February 21, 2007

Parkinson's disease 

A progressive neurodegenerative disease that causes tremors, stiffness, and rigidity in the muscles. There is no known cause or cure. Mohammad Ali and Michael J Fox both suffer from early onset Parkinson's disease. Early onset parkinsons often ends in a wheel chair with the ability to only move their eyes.

My father was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease.

Parkinson's disease by Educatedperson October 12, 2014

Alcohol Induced Parkinson's 

Alcohol Induced Parkinson's (or AIP), is the term used to describe the uncontrollable, Parkinson's-esque tremors experienced after a heavy night on the sauce. Main culprits are spirits, sugary cocktails and highly caffeinated beverages. Not to be confused with cold induced shivers or regular Parkinson's.

Oli: "Why are you shaking so much?"
Pete: "Got way too drunk last night, woke up with a serious case of Alcohol Induced Parkinson's today."

Alcohol Induced Parkinson's by Neddie Walker November 1, 2013

Rosa Parkinson’s 

it’s a disease where if you can’t sit at the front of the bus you die.

Timothy:Let me sit at the front of the bus bro
Chad:Why

Timothy:Because I have rosa parkinson’s

Chad:Shit bro that’s all you had to say

Rosa Parkinson’s by Intellectuallychallenged February 1, 2019