porkalean

Slang
1) When something real shitty happens to someone
2) When shit gets fucked up

-Jess stole Cat's pet alpaca!
-Ah, porkalean!

-Dude, I failed my math test
-Man that's some porkalean right there

by Porkalean queen May 24, 2016

Porkulent

A portmanteau of porky and corpulent. Commonly used to describe a very fat, ugly person.

Ex: Rosie O'Donnell is a porkulent bitch.

by tr011man2 June 26, 2009

Permalean

A person unable to approach a new day without blazing a huge fucking spliff!

being constantly stoned, but still able to go to work. A healthy high! i.e
Dom's so cool hes like Snoop Dogg, they're "PERMALEAN"
being constantly stoned and doing nothing is when your "monged"

by Doiminic Simms June 27, 2008

porkaloading

Actively seeking the company of fat chicks, usually with the goal of an intimate , albeit short lived sexual encounter .

I went porkaloading last night , hooked up with a fat chick and ended up on her fire escape naked at 3 am when her husband got home, it was a scene.

by Davedale July 14, 2019

Porkland, Oregon

Portland, Oregon. "Porkland" refers to the fact that many women in Portland are fugly, frumpish, and frequently overweight. Hence, "Porkland - the Other White Meat" as often heard on the Tom Leykis Show.

My 400 lb ex girlfriend lives in Porkland, Oregon.

by Mykey1 September 26, 2006

Porkulent

A term describing an object that is porky in physical nature.

Frank: My God, did u see that woman?
John: I know. She was porkulent.

by MagicMan123 September 1, 2009

Porkaloader

A girl or woman of size who likes to drink, and is very permiscuous , as in “next”... synonymous with “fun to be with “ or just plain old “fat chick”

After 11 teen beers that porkaloader doesn’t look so bad..

by Davedale July 14, 2019