Definitions by Mykey1

Porkland, Oregon 

Portland, Oregon. "Porkland" refers to the fact that many women in Portland are fugly, frumpish, and frequently overweight. Hence, "Porkland - the Other White Meat" as often heard on the Tom Leykis Show.

My 400 lb ex girlfriend lives in Porkland, Oregon.

Porkland, Oregon by Mykey1 September 26, 2006