Pork Pies 

Cockney rhyming slang for 'lies'

who's been tellin porkies? (pork pies)

Pork Pies by sunshiyong November 26, 2010

pork pies 

As in porky pies = lies, pork pies = eyes

"You keep your pork pies off my trouble’s bacon, if you know what’s good for you."

pork pies by rekay March 10, 2005

Pork Pies (also porkies) 

Lies (Cockney rhyming slang)

The judge said my defence was nothing but a load of porkies and sent me down for seven.

Pork Pies (also porkies) by Bill Cranny December 16, 2003

Pork Pies and A Bag Of Trout 

A Description Of Someone Lying.

I Reckon Your Speaking Pork Pies And A Bag Of Trout.

Pork Pies and A Bag Of Trout by Camie NF April 28, 2009

Eating naughty pork pies in the bath 

Bath time botty action with processed meat in the bath

The fetish of inserting processed meat into the rectum, whilst having a bath. E.g. Pepperoni, pork pies, a savaloi or a sausage roll.

"Yeah, I'd definitely say I'm kinky but not OVERLY so. I'm up for eating naughty pork pies in the bath every now and again, but nothing too crazy!"

Eating naughty pork pies in the bath by Mr. Retsbol March 31, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020