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pork pies 

As in porky pies = lies, pork pies = eyes
"You keep your pork pies off my trouble’s bacon, if you know what’s good for you."
pork pies by rekay March 10, 2005

Pork Pies (also porkies) 

Lies (Cockney rhyming slang)
The judge said my defence was nothing but a load of porkies and sent me down for seven.

Pork Pies and A Bag Of Trout 

I Reckon Your Speaking Pork Pies And A Bag Of Trout.

Eating naughty pork pies in the bath 

Bath time botty action with processed meat in the bath

The fetish of inserting processed meat into the rectum, whilst having a bath. E.g. Pepperoni, pork pies, a savaloi or a sausage roll.
"Yeah, I'd definitely say I'm kinky but not OVERLY so. I'm up for eating naughty pork pies in the bath every now and again, but nothing too crazy!"

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🀑🫡🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🀑🫡🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026