sunshiyong's definitions
That toilet deposit that just won't flush but prefers to bask in the bathroom light floating on the surface.
Floaters have different levels according to the amount of flushes required to make them go down.
Some people give up and leave them for others to find.
It is 2nd only to an actual holy crap.
Floaters have different levels according to the amount of flushes required to make them go down.
Some people give up and leave them for others to find.
It is 2nd only to an actual holy crap.
by sunshiyong December 8, 2010
Get the The Floatermug. A comment made by a third party in response to someone saying something inappropriate or embarrasing themselves in some way, thus causing an awkward silence for several seconds.
Saying "awkard" is often a remark deliberately aimed at stating the obvious to make the situation just that little bit more cringe-worthy.
for related topic please see ground swallow me up, dig a hole and keep digging
Saying "awkard" is often a remark deliberately aimed at stating the obvious to make the situation just that little bit more cringe-worthy.
for related topic please see ground swallow me up, dig a hole and keep digging
John: Hey, dumbass can't you read the sign? No dogs allowed!
Paul: er...(awkard silence) sorry sir he's new here.
John: what?
Paul: (whispering) dude the guy is blind and that's his guide dog!
John: oh.
3rd Party: awkward
Paul: er...(awkard silence) sorry sir he's new here.
John: what?
Paul: (whispering) dude the guy is blind and that's his guide dog!
John: oh.
3rd Party: awkward
by sunshiyong November 25, 2010
Get the Awkwardmug. Claude: Hey Jean-Paul I'm bored what shall we do to kill time?
Jean-Paul: Why don't we go on strike?
Claude: Good idea, that sounds like fun!
Jean-Paul: Why don't we go on strike?
Claude: Good idea, that sounds like fun!
by sunshiyong October 21, 2010
Get the strikemug. 'keep digging' refers to when someone has just said something embarrasing or awkward and they are trying to get themselves out the situation by backpeddaling but they are just making the situation worse.
for related topic see dig a hole pass me a shovel and ground swallow me up
for related topic see dig a hole pass me a shovel and ground swallow me up
Frank: Hey when's the baby due?
Mary: I'm not pregnant.
Frank: Of course you're not...errr...you look really good
Mary: You're digging a hole
Frank: Uh-huh oh by the way did I forget to mention your hair looks nice
Mary: yeah? keep digging!
Frank: Ok I'll see you round...I mean around.
Mary: I'm not pregnant.
Frank: Of course you're not...errr...you look really good
Mary: You're digging a hole
Frank: Uh-huh oh by the way did I forget to mention your hair looks nice
Mary: yeah? keep digging!
Frank: Ok I'll see you round...I mean around.
by sunshiyong November 25, 2010
Get the keep diggingmug. Ground swallow me up or GSMU is a phrase which sums up the overall desire to escape an embarrasing or awkward situation.
While the request for a time-machine might seem a more dignified approach to being swallowed up by the ground which seems a cruel fate. GSMU is more fitting to identify feelings of desperation and guilt.
for related topic see awkward, dig a hole and keep digging
While the request for a time-machine might seem a more dignified approach to being swallowed up by the ground which seems a cruel fate. GSMU is more fitting to identify feelings of desperation and guilt.
for related topic see awkward, dig a hole and keep digging
Susan: OMG have you seen Jenny? She has the fattest ass ever!
Claire: You mean Jenny who's stood right behind you?
Susan: Ground swallow me up
Claire: You mean Jenny who's stood right behind you?
Susan: Ground swallow me up
by sunshiyong November 25, 2010
Get the Ground swallow me upmug. A hot girl, usually of Filipino descent. Intelligent, sexy and desirable. Goes a little crazy in the bedroom.
Guys fall in love with her and girls want to be her.
If someone displays those characteristics...
Guys fall in love with her and girls want to be her.
If someone displays those characteristics...
by sunshiyong October 21, 2010
Get the Johnettemug. Something someone says when they want appear aggressive or intimidating (in a positive or negative way) but has the opposite effect, inducing laughter or pity.
by sunshiyong October 22, 2010
Get the Grrrmug.