As in porky pies = lies, pork pies = eyes
"You keep your pork pies off my trouble’s bacon, if you know what’s good for you."
by rekay March 10, 2005
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Bath time botty action with processed meat in the bath

The fetish of inserting processed meat into the rectum, whilst having a bath. E.g. Pepperoni, pork pies, a savaloi or a sausage roll.
"Yeah, I'd definitely say I'm kinky but not OVERLY so. I'm up for eating naughty pork pies in the bath every now and again, but nothing too crazy!"
by Mr. Retsbol March 31, 2021
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