Porkies

A slang used for omeone from Pakistan. It is derived from Pakis and a more commonly used spelling is Porkis.

Porkies are deluded bunch of idiots spamming “Tea was Fantastic” everywhere.

by PorkiHunter71 August 11, 2021

Porkies

A "Pig" or "Porkies" is another way to describe the British police.

Bob: *arrested by police*
Bob's friend: "Fuck you porkies!"

by masouri March 1, 2019

telling porkies

Slang for telling lies.
Usually used by southerners, taxi drivers, adult film stars, or a combination of all 3.

Sandra: I haven't got enough money to pay for this taxi.

Josh: You're telling porkies you are!

by Theresjuiceleakinginmypocket December 13, 2015

Pork Pies (also porkies)

Lies (Cockney rhyming slang)

The judge said my defence was nothing but a load of porkies and sent me down for seven.

by Bill Cranny December 16, 2003

beef-porkies

Favorite snack of Tommy Casswell, second to cheese-queefies.

"I like, no, LOVE beef-porkies so much I decided to post it on Rohans wall, from his own account, I know crazy right!"

"These cheese-queefies aren't half as good as those beef-porkies I tells ya"

by someteameight? December 15, 2009

shy pokies

Shy pokies refers to inverted nipples.

Brenda didn't wear a bra today. We saw that she had shy pokies.

by Cranberry Bob November 30, 2019

Porkistani

Porkistanis are the of Pakistanis who always speak about Muslim Ummah but hate other Muslims and minorities based on ethnicity and religion.They are either hardcore Muslims or Muslims only by tag.They act like white supremacists on the internet towards other South Asians but play victim card in the abroad.They love their army and government so much.They have deep rooted hatred for other Muslims such as Bengalis and Afghans,specially Bengalis as they try to deny the genocide of 1971 and try to address Bengali Muslims as black and short but try to get their sympathy on Kashmir issue which they brag about 24/7.They even show racism based on food habits because they think eating fish is inferior ironically their Chinese masters eat way more fish than any race in the world.

Bengali:....
Pakistani:Haha,we killed y'all.But we are Muslim Ummah.You should stop eating fish as it’s Hindu.Kashmi-
Bengali:Shut up Porkistani.Go and sell your women to Chinese bride markets.

by KodumollaPorkistani May 12, 2022