Definitions by rekay

pork pies 

As in porky pies = lies, pork pies = eyes

"You keep your pork pies off my trouble’s bacon, if you know what’s good for you."

pork pies by rekay March 10, 2005

bacon 

Legs.
Rhyme slang: bacon is short for bacon and eggs, eggs rhymes with leggs

"You keep your pork pies off my trouble’s bacon..."

bacon by rekay March 10, 2005