porf

Please. Derived from the Spanish "por favor".

Can you porf tell me who Isaac F.J.P. is?

by Andiron Jones October 06, 2020

Porfing

A portmanteau of "porking" and "barfing."
The act of vomiting upon ones partner while engaged in sexual intercourse.

Dude, check it out... Jimbo is drunk as shit and he's hooking up with Susan. He's totally going to end up porfing her.

by Destroyer Dan January 10, 2016

PORF

Pile Of Red Flags. When a prospective romantic interest indicates numerous signs or "red flags" that they are not fit to date.

"He said he's been unemployed for a year, tried to light his parents house on fire, and was once arrested for hitting his ex-girlfriend - total PORF, man. I paid the check and fled the restaurant."

by povertyonwheels October 19, 2007

PORF

Pissed Off Resting Face

Only used by dads who like acronyms

Hey Kira, do you have a RBF (resting bitch face) or a PORF?

by JortSport October 20, 2018