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porcylinn

The word porcelain and the name Linn combined to create a name meant to describe such beauty that can only be defined as perfect. Fragile, beautiful, humble, sincere and exquisite. A unique girl that is one in a billion. Admired by many and hated by none.
Porcylinn is such a humble girl, everyone loves her.
by Cry4No1 December 21, 2016
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PORCELINE PAINTING

WHEN ONE SITS ON THE TOILETTE AND SPRAYS THE BOWL WITH FECAL RAINBOWS CREATING A BEAUTIFUL PAINTING THATS PORCELINE PAINTING BABY
MY GOD I JUST SHIT ME A VANGO WHAT A GREAT PORCELINE PAINTING WORTHY OF A MUESEUM
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 25, 2011
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praying at the porcelin alter

Similar to Driving the big white bus, only this time you are on your knees in front of the toilet puking up your lunch, everything you had to drink in the past 8 hours and part of your small intestine. You are also swearing to God or Jesus or the Devil or whoever that you will NEVER EVER NEVER get so fucking wasted again for the rest of your life, but probably will at the next party you are invited to next weekend.
Services beging following Happy hour.
by PeeBee February 18, 2004
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Bruised the porcelin

When multiple flushes will not remove everything on the inside of a toilet after taking a dump. This can be particularily embarrassing at a house party where there's a single bathroom that everyone is using.
Dude, I couldn't help myself...I had to go. Unfortunately I bruised the porcelin and had to use some toilet paper to finish the job the toilet couldn't.
by jimbobf June 29, 2011
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porcelin games

The olympic style run to the bathroom to puke with good form and a photo finish all due to a massive Jager hangover
Brah we got bombed last night!! Yeah we drank tons, mike played porcelin games while we played pong!
by The Great Dunnski August 18, 2009
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Porcelingus

Female version of a Blumpkin: Performing cunnilingus on a female while she defecates
Did you hear? Jack White gave Meg porcelingus before their show the other night. The mic he used now smells like fish & shit!
by Mikenstein July 1, 2008
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Hugging the porcelin god

Being wrapped around the toilet in a violent atempt at removing your insides. Puking your guts out in a gregarious manner. Purging. Pulling the trigger.
I tried to use the restroom but I walked in and some dude was hugging the porcelin god. He was bowed down son!! Praying to that shit!! Ha!
by kalebintexas May 18, 2009
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