popsiclol

a corrupted root from the word Popsicle.
used in aol chatrooms or even just because it sounds cute and funny.

Dude 1: Dude, Are you eating a Popsiclol?
Dude 2: You bet I am!

by limeCITA May 30, 2009

Sour Milk Popsicle

When one recieves the act of oral pleasure and leaves the ejaculated semen to dry on shaft. Only to be come back to lick the dried semen off like a popsicle.

"Hey did you hear what happened to Stephen last night?"
"what?"
"Vanessa gave him a good ole sour milk popsicle."

by Datt Hott September 23, 2012

Dr. Popsicle

1. When you leave your Dr. Pepper in the freezer

2. Slang for cock

1. "Oh shit my Dr. Popsicle exploded!"

2. "Oh shit my Dr. Popsicle exploded!"

by Hezaa May 26, 2010

Rat popsicle

The all-around best and most creative insult I’ve ever been told. First told by Bella K. to Trina W. on September 20, 2019.

“Shut up you little rat popsicle”

by trinawalters October 20, 2019

popsicled

When you fail a skateboarding trick in a way that lands the board vertically between the concrete and your nuts.

Prima: Matt was trying to do a mid-air kickflip, but the board got away from him and went right between his legs. He's in the hospital, they don't know if he'll ever have kids.

Secunda: Popsicled!

by Four-Wheeled Castratus April 12, 2011

meat popsicle

Term coined by Luc Besson, writer and director of "The Fifth Element", and made famous by Bruce Willis, who played the part of Korben Dallas in the movie.

Police Officer: "Are you classified as human?"
Korben Dallas: "Negative, I am a meat popsicle."

by Cap'n S January 29, 2006

Jizz Popsicle

A frozen concoction made primarily of jizz used in the act of feltching. A jizz popsicle is most commonly used in the wilderness at various man camps along the Rhode Island coast.

His ass was so tight, I had to use a jizz popsicle to loosen and numb him up.

by PhilthyFeltcher February 25, 2017