A soda machine that doesn't give you your coke after you put over 5 dollars of cash for a 35 cent soda and yet it still does not give you your desirable beverage.And then,after you leave saying "fuck that shit" someone else comes and your soda pops out and they take it.
Jon-"That fucking machine is a pepsickler,i have no goddamn money now"
Brad-"Dude that was smooth"
The harsh economic reality of many online gamers who think they're cool because they can type quickly in 1337 and have other trendy "cyber" skills but end up getting pwnd in the real world because they work for Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, KFC, or the sub shop, they smell funny, and they live in their parents' basements.
My boss at Burger Nazi gave me the boot because I stole money out of the drawer to buy a PS3 on eBay. Man, that sucks! I totally got PepsiCowned.
(origin: a combination of the words "Pepsi", a brand of cola drink, and "popsicle" which is a frozen treat made up of juice being frozen with a wooden stick frozen in the mold to avoid sticky fingers when licking it. )
If you want something cold and sweet, but not tangy, try a Pepsicle instead of a juice popsicle.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!