A frozen concoction made primarily of jizz used in the act of feltching. A jizz popsicle is most commonly used in the wilderness at various man camps along the Rhode Island coast.
by PhilthyFeltcher February 25, 2017
Usually found in public squares in medium sized cities. This individual preys on heavily intoxicated homeless men by raping their asses while passed out face down on a park bench. When finished, Philthy Fletcher sucks his own semen out of his victims anus.
Dude 1: Hey did you see the news last night?
Dude 2: No, why?
Dude 1: Philthy Feltcher struck again last night! His 8th victim in as many nights!
Dude 2: That’s crazy man!
Dude 2: No, why?
Dude 1: Philthy Feltcher struck again last night! His 8th victim in as many nights!
Dude 2: That’s crazy man!
by PhilthyFeltcher June 06, 2018
The ultimate masculine celebratory gesture. When two guys semi-aggressively touch the tips of their penises together.
After the game, Johnny and I were so happy that we won, we decided to smash tips in the locker room!
by PhilthyFeltcher March 30, 2018