popester

cute term for a police officer

"let's cut through the schoolyard. that popester aint fuckin around, yo."

by cheezdribble December 1, 2006

posester

Pronounced POSE-ster. What hipsters really are. Though they put on the airs of being members of the illuminati (see the definition of hipster in Urban Dictionary), they are really just clones, wearing a uniform that is no different that any other, expresses no individuality, and is screaming hypocrisy. They have taken over previously cool neighborhoods like the Mission District in San Francisco. Though their clothing appears from a thrift shop, it is really from a 'vintage' clothing store, at best, or an over-priced chic shop trafficking in poser wear. Though they want to appear free thinking, they gravitate toward sameness. Their obsession with the latest e-gadgetry exemplifies their vacuous nature. Though they claim to be into a simple existence, they have driven up the cost of housing in previously cool urban areas. Though they work in Silicon Valley or similar areas, they 'reverse commute' in plush e-busses FROM the City. They are the same as preppy yuppies from the early 80's, just a different uniform, so their hypocritical nature makes them 'posesters.'

I really miss living in the City. So much to do, nooks and crannies, just a great mix of all kinds of folks.

Ya, me, too. But I had to leave, it has really changed. The posesters have taken over. Even the Mission. It's like Cow Hollow now, just in drab.

No . . . !!!!

by The Original Tankboy February 14, 2014

popesterbate

The act of poopsterbating in a church's or holy place's bathroom.

I ducked out of mass for a quick popesterbate this afternoon... I left quite the offering.

by furtivespy February 23, 2014

Popster

Opposite of a hipster. As in a person that loves everything that's popular and prides herself/himself in that devotion to popular culture.

Fuck that popster and his Justin Bieber shirt!

by spiderthumb July 13, 2010

Propester

A campaigner against pest control. Those who defy conservation science and would sooner see forests overrun by invasive species than look at the hard data. Often prone to violent outbursts and domestic terrorism, they have been known to hijack helicopters, throw their extracted tumors at innocent workers, plant fake bombs, ad nauseum.

Ranger Steve: Hey Carl, don't forget to check your wheelnuts before you go home today.
Ranger Carl: Whys that mate?
Ranger Steve: The propesters are at it again, if it's not enough we have to dodge flying tumors, now they've started sabotaging our vehicles! Thanks to them, my wheel came flying off and hit a baby in the face.
Ranger Carl: That's deeply disappointing.

by Sass The Normies November 18, 2017

Popster

Sadly these days almost everybody is a popster. Popsters being those people who for some incomprehensible reason like to dress in glittery glamour clothes and listen to pop music designed for the sole purpose of making as much money out of tasteless listeners as possible by over advertising and portraying ideals which can turn people into rather selfish wannabe stars.

Person 1: "Oh my God! did you know Taylor swifts new album is coming out in 4 days, 4 hours, and 44 minutes?!"

Person 2: "Did you just ask me why I find popsters annoying?"

by Bob__Marley March 9, 2013

Child Polester

Just slang used to describe when a girl is of legal age or older, and is involved in a sexual relationship with a man that is 16 or 17.

Jenks: yea dude, i have a new name so we stop confusing Danny and Dani, just call Dani tha "child polester"

Gage: k, but what tha hell is a child polester

Jenks: just think about her and blake. It'll make sense then

by codyjenkins211 September 6, 2009