posester 

Pronounced POSE-ster. What hipsters really are. Though they put on the airs of being members of the illuminati (see the definition of hipster in Urban Dictionary), they are really just clones, wearing a uniform that is no different that any other, expresses no individuality, and is screaming hypocrisy. They have taken over previously cool neighborhoods like the Mission District in San Francisco. Though their clothing appears from a thrift shop, it is really from a 'vintage' clothing store, at best, or an over-priced chic shop trafficking in poser wear. Though they want to appear free thinking, they gravitate toward sameness. Their obsession with the latest e-gadgetry exemplifies their vacuous nature. Though they claim to be into a simple existence, they have driven up the cost of housing in previously cool urban areas. Though they work in Silicon Valley or similar areas, they 'reverse commute' in plush e-busses FROM the City. They are the same as preppy yuppies from the early 80's, just a different uniform, so their hypocritical nature makes them 'posesters.'

I really miss living in the City. So much to do, nooks and crannies, just a great mix of all kinds of folks.

Ya, me, too. But I had to leave, it has really changed. The posesters have taken over. Even the Mission. It's like Cow Hollow now, just in drab.

No . . . !!!!

posester by The Original Tankboy February 14, 2014

popesterbate

The act of poopsterbating in a church's or holy place's bathroom.

I ducked out of mass for a quick popesterbate this afternoon... I left quite the offering.

popesterbate by furtivespy February 23, 2014

popester

cute term for a police officer

"let's cut through the schoolyard. that popester aint fuckin around, yo."

popester by cheezdribble December 1, 2006

M-possters 

The fake M&Ms you find in cheap trail mix.

Sure, they're red, blue, yellow and brown, but this trail mix is full of M-Possters. No more Dollar Tree trail mix for me!

M-possters by Cuttters79 February 3, 2020

Posestor

A racially challenged individual. One who conveys controversial and often conflicting aspects of ethnic characteristics.

The following are all examples of posestors:

Blacks that are not on welfare and have never raped a white woman.

Mexicans that do not carry switchblades and can speak english.

Arabs that do not want to blow up anything not associated with Islam.

Indians that smell good and have never been to the school library.

Asians that have never studied for a test, are excellent drivers, and have no idea how to fix a computer.

Jews that do not hoard their stolen money and have large genitalia.

Posestor by Watson Z. Erhlenmeyer September 21, 2004

Child Polester

Just slang used to describe when a girl is of legal age or older, and is involved in a sexual relationship with a man that is 16 or 17.

Jenks: yea dude, i have a new name so we stop confusing Danny and Dani, just call Dani tha "child polester"

Gage: k, but what tha hell is a child polester

Jenks: just think about her and blake. It'll make sense then

Child Polester by codyjenkins211 September 6, 2009

poshster 

The poshster is a person chilling out in West London, but living in East London. Or vice versa.

In summary, too hipster for South kensigton, but too posh for Brixton, though hanging out in both areas.

Hey man, stop being such a poshster! Forget about Chelsea/Mayfair/Knightsbridge/South Ken this evening, just stay locally for a drink in Shoreditch/Bermondsey/Dalston/Brixton {pick your favourites}.

poshster by VinnieZePooh August 6, 2015