popcornism 

A movement in which the followers don't get involved in any useless argument but they might/will watch others' useless argument. Grabbing a bowl of Popcorn is encouraged

I am a follower of popcornism so I will not get involved in any argument

popcornism by popcorn man 9991 August 9, 2020

popcornilingus 

The act of eating popcorn off the top of the bag using your tongue, while walking to the auditorium of a movie theatre because your hands are full.

Fred: Hey! Look at Ann perform popcornilingus off that large bag of popcorn!
Joe: Oh yeah!!!

popcornilingus by dentar August 11, 2012

Popcornin

The act of crawling around on your hands and knees on the floor, while searching for any (possibly) spilled bits of crystal methamphetamine

Terrance spent the last half hour in his bedroom on his hands and knees, popcornin for the shards of crystal meth he accidentally spilled while filling a bowl

Popcornin by Arekhon October 19, 2021

Popcorning 

One of the ways a guinea pig shows his/her excitment/affection. Basically they jump around in little hops and twists. Like popcorn when its cooking.

Me: aaw! my guinea pig liked her tunnel toy so much, she was popcorning around the entire cage!

Popcorning by iViva la gloria! September 30, 2009

popcornist 

A person who follows popcornism.

I am a popcornist so I will not get involved in any argument

popcornist by popcorn man 9991 August 7, 2020

Popcorns don't have antennas 

The ultimate lousy excuse/argument, intended to be completely random and unrelated.

"Dude why did you do that?"
"Cause popcorns don't have antennas."

"Justin Bieber isn't gay!"
"Popcorns don't have antennas, therefore your argument is invalid."

Popcorns don't have antennas by Xnot January 6, 2012

Popcorning 

To eat or consume something quickly and aggressively. This is done in a way comparable to how your girlfriend eats her way through an entire bucket of popcorn at a movie theater before the trailers are even finished. Popcorning is a common practice in American buffets.

"I popcorned my schizo pills while choobering my water"

"His family loves my cooking. He's popcorning a third serving of the hotdish and they still wants more."

Popcorning by Dazork June 28, 2022