Chugging or otherwise rapidly consuming a liquid in an impressive show of skill and dominance. The more faster and more casually you can choober something, the cooler it is.
by Dazork June 28, 2022
To eat or consume something quickly and aggressively. This is done in a way comparable to how your girlfriend eats her way through an entire bucket of popcorn at a movie theater before the trailers are even finished. Popcorning is a common practice in American buffets.
"I popcorned my schizo pills while choobering my water"
"His family loves my cooking. He's popcorning a third serving of the hotdish and they still wants more."
"His family loves my cooking. He's popcorning a third serving of the hotdish and they still wants more."
by Dazork June 28, 2022