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Pipe, instrument to smoke crack, herion, weed, meth or any other substance that needs to be put in a pipe,
Shut up Richard and Put down the poozel.
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poopelicious

1)The clean feeling you have after you poop.
2) A synonym for awesome
1)Boy do I feel poopelicious after that poo.
2)Boy the word poopelicious is such a poopelicious word.
Related Words
poozel • poozelly • pooze • poozer • poozle • poozilla • Poopeling • Pozel • poobell • Poocel

poozilla 

The particularly massive, overbaked turd that makes your chocolate starfish feel like it's been invaded by a 400lb hairy fairy
Probably not a good idea. My brass eye's still suffering from that poozilla.
poozilla by ClubBarf June 9, 2004

Poopel Tower 

The act of two people pooping at the same time, on the same toilet. Imagine a guy sitting on the toilet pooping, and a girl sitting on his lap pooping through the triangle hole his legs make with the toilet.
"Hey, Honey. I need to go drop a duece, do you want to go poopel tower it up?"
Poopel Tower by curl_girl2 March 15, 2018

Poozealous 

Overzealous over poozle as defined by literary scholar levita Mondie
Mcmurphy in one flew over a cuckoos nest is admitted into the ward for being poozealous, or having too much sex.
vulva, vagina, especially when in full arousal in the expectation and desire for sexual intercourse
<cited from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" (Signet paperback page 190) - Ken Kesey, "...legs long enough to lock around his mighty back , and a little cup of poozle warm and juicy and sweet as butter an' honey...">
poozle by pack rat rider July 1, 2004

Pootellah 

Poo-Tell-Ah - A reference to the sweet Fruittella miss pronounced due to a strong Indian accent.
From the film Anuvahood

Customer: Have you got any Fruittella?

(Angrily expressing that he is sold out of Fruitella)
Shop Owner: Why you want bloody Pootellah.
Pootellah by Jazzler October 27, 2011
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